Pizza Hut's Oily Chicken.

Pizza Hut has a brand new item on its menu... *

-drumroll-

The Oily Chicken!*



For a low price of $6.99, you get 6 pieces of tiny drumlets, fresh and crisp from the stove and
soaked in fresh vegetable oil overnight and re-soaked just before serving!



See? The abundance of oil on the surface of the skin is proof that we DO soak and resoak our delicious secret recipe chicken drumlets in vegetable oil!


Don't believe that we give generous portions of oil? Ask for 'extra oil' and we will be glad to top up the oil for free! What we do is soak it AFTER the resoak, so that it's literally dripping with delicious vegetable oil! This will leave your plate with a lovely film of oil as such:







Isn't that just absolutely mouth-watering?

So what are you waiting for? just come on down to Pizza Hut and order your Oily Chicken!


*disclaimer - the following entry is entirely fictitious. the author bears no responsibility for any resemblance to any real life item on any eatery's menu.