Tuesday 27 July 2010

Nuclear Launch Detected.

So....... it's finally here! After waiting for 12 years, Starcraft 2 is finally out!!

As the comic strip Foxtrot so humorously puts it:

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(taken from http://www.gocomics.com/foxtrot/)

hahaha i love Jason he's my favourite character from this comic strip! I think this is probably my favourite one, after Garfield lost its funniness over the years.

So anyway... back to business:

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MINE MINE AND MINE.
hahaha. This is the box cover of the game! And it comes with a SC2 T Shirt (which I'll totally wear although the stupid SC2 /Blizz logo looks like a sticker pasted on.. dunno why they didn't make it nicer), a huge SC2 poster (which is the above marine guy.. why they never make more different types huh? Like kerrigan? or of other units?) and a SC2 dogtag!! Which has the number '1337' on it haha.

It's supposedly only for the first 1337 people who purchase the game. And 1337 means LEET (the numbers look like the word) which means elite which means pro, in case you don't know.



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This was when i arrived at 10.15AM!! Siao eh!! The event was scheduled to start at 12.30PM btw.
To give you a better picture.. the event was inside Funan, the atrium area. And that entire area already had a queue snaking to cover the whole floor. Then it went out the side entrance, outside to here, and snake more to cover the whole area (you'll see in later pictures), and all the way to the main entrance of Funan.
THIS WAS ONLY AT 10.15AM.

Later on the queue went all the way past funan to the side road, loops back twice i think. When i left at 2+ it was still looped at the end of funan.


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Throngs of crazy gamer geeks


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One not-so-crazy-gamer-non-geek-who-just-is-just-there-so-early-because-his-friends-are-there-and-he-is-accompanying-them-really-really!.

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moments before we entered the 'inside queue'.


It was quite cool inside, they were having a live match shown on the screens of two unknown players (maybe they're quite famous local players just that.. i do not know them) and a guy was shoutcasting it (commentating). Then the crowd will like ooh and ahh when one player does something well, etc.

All in all i spent like.. 4 hours queuing? gosh i'm nuts. I probably won't do this ever again. Not for Diablo3, i'm not that big a fan.

Gee installation's taking so long. only 39%... hurry up please k thanks.

Thursday 22 July 2010

Happy Birthday Ben!

Ok it's belated actually, ben cheok's birthday was on thursday. Go wish him if you haven't!

Anyway, we had supper at Yassin, and me and Faith ordered paper prata.


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Hahhaha not bad ah i should make ads for prata shops.
Anyway yea the first one that came was like damn perfect. Like perfect conical shape, straight and erect.
Then the second one that came was super kenasai! slant one side, look like crap one.


And from a worst angle:
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See how cui the 2nd one looks!! We didn't touch it ok! it came like that.


Ben's cake!
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Cookies and cream, his favourite flavour.


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*Birthday boy blowing out candle.


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5 very uneven pieces.

hahaha ben fail cut until like that. we ended up just eating it from there instead of taking the whole slice back.

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p.s.
Did you notice that the 4th photo was photoshopped? We didn't even light the candle at all! hahahahaha bet you didn't right!!

More videos from camp

Went to school today for registration and collection of my student card! The picture isn't as bad as i thought it was. I thought i submitted my army botak one haha.

Then because i went early to collect the videos from germaine (they are below), I was also earlier than my stipulated timeslot for my name. So i had an hour to burn , lucky i brought my laptop, so i connected to the NUS wireless to surf.

THEN. this guy came up to me.. he looked like he was mid twenties or something. mature face. He went like:
"hi are you going FASS?'
and i nodded, thinking he was some senior or something and was gonna offer some assistance or something.
Then he said: "oh, my name is blabla(can't remember), i'm going to FASS too!"
Then he starts chatting with me randomly when I clearly wasn't interested to talk to him.. I was like looking at my laptop more and glancing at him to talk abit.

Then the weirdest thing, at the end when he was going off to see something or what, he asked me for my number!!! Like WTF! have i just been 'picked up' by a GUY. fml.
And obviously i was reluctant. So i said like:
"Er.............. for what?"
weird guy: "erm, to make friends?"
And having no experience in dealing with this kinda things, i reluctantly mumbled my number. And i deliberately mumbled so that he would get it wrong.. and he did, and i just nodded.

BUT he was smarter than that, and he said 'ok i give you a call now'. FML.
So obviously the number didn't workk so he asked me to repeat. so i repeated .. this time i didn't mumble much. But don't know what's wrong with his ears or something he kept getting wrong. I think by the 3rd/4th time he could sense my frustration at having to repeat my number or having to give it to him in the first place.. so he just said thanks and walked away without giving me a call to test if it was correct.

I was msging bestie and germaine at that time, so i was like 'damn why can't this be some girl who comes to chat me up'. hahahhaa. but then again, i wouldn't really want a weird girl to come talk to me also, it'll be weird.

Ok anyway that SO wasn't the point of this post. I got the remaining videos from Psych Camp ! Uploaded them on FB, here are the embeds:

Stupid Dance Video
http://www.facebook.com/v/414758821355
At one of the stations in the TAR of PsychCamp2010 we were asked to perform a 2 minute dance video. -_-
So... I have no idea what we are doing, it's some MV of Lady Gaga.. Bad Romance or something. I just copied what the rest were doing.

But check out 0:40-1:00 for my dance solo :D
I really think it's quite good lor! For an untrained self-taught noob like me. wahaha.


Finale Night Skit
http://www.facebook.com/v/414772006355
My group's Murder Investigation skit for PsychCamp2010!
Just to explain, my crazy jumping around is mimicry of the actual clown who we 'interrogated' during the MI night, in case you were wondering why i'm behaving like an idiot. :S
(it may take awhile to load because the file is big!)


You can click on the video to comment /like it!(click on the 'facebook' word on the top left of the video when you start playing it) Or if you don't have facebook, can always tag my tagboard there!!! ---------------->

yay yay. ok thanks bye.

Sunday 18 July 2010

how to pick up girls like ronaldo

Still single? Can't seem to find the love of your life? Can't seem to say anything good to pick up girls? No worries! Learn from one of the hottest guys in soccer!
Who other than Cristiano Ronaldo!!

Excerpt from Straits Times today:

"Ronaldo approached the woman at a Los Angeles restaurant with the line: "Me, you, f*** f***."
... , she did not understand it. So Ronaldo resorted to drawing a love heart on a misted-up window near his table and said: "Me, you, kiss!
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He then whisked her back to his hotel for a night"

Just like that!
The simplicity and directness of it is ingenious isn't it? Just go 'me, you, f--k f--k!'. And the girl is bound to go back with you, assuming she understands you. If not, just say 'Me, you, kiss!'

And presto, you have a one night stand. Of course, make sure you remember to wear protection, if not you'll end up like Ronaldo having to fork a $21 million(scale down relative to your income) paternity bill for her baby.

Me, you, kiss!

The Bread Challenge (YT)

Advertise about the bread challenge with this link!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKskRfyJAAQ




Ask everyone to post comments and their videos of themselves trying as responses to this video!!!

The Bread Challenge

Can you finish a slice of plain white bread in 30 seconds?
Rules - No water allowed, no pre-salivating. No tearing up of bread before time starts.
And, no rolling the entire slice into a ball and swallowing it.. for safety reasons. I don't want to be responsible for choking deaths lol.

I'll bet anyone 5 bucks it can't be done.

(in the videos i told them 45 seconds to give them chance)

These people thought it could be:

Daniel, Szewei, Weilyn, WeiLong. Sorry Ben!! can't believe i missed you out :S
http://www.facebook.com/v/413428181355

Timo, Candice, and Daniel (again, yes)
http://www.facebook.com/v/413433176355

Kel, Dan Loh, Graham
http://www.facebook.com/v/413430226355


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P.S. WeiLoong did NOT do it successfully, it was a timekeeper error. His timing was 49 seconds.. which is way short of the 30 seconds anyway. Kel's timing was 59 seconds. The rest took over 2 minutes or more. :D

Saturday 17 July 2010

life of a slack person

wakes up at 11AM. lazily gets out of bed. slowly washes up. enjoys a scrumptuous egg sandwich.

leisurely stroll over to friend's house. get into friend's car. go for worship practice.

plays drums. worship practice ends. choice whether to go straight home or sit in friend's car as she fetches another friend to and fro from his home 15 minutes away. decides on the latter.

gets home eventually. sits in car abit more to talk to friend about music though not entirely interested. get out of car, leisurely stroll back home.

starts playing game. gets irritated with lag. loses a game. suddenly unable to start anymore games as server is going down for maintenance for 4 hours.

thinks about what to do. nothing to do. takes a 3hour 30 minutes nap. or more. wakes up to dinner brought home by loving mother.

eats curry chicken and pineapple rice. irritatedly sifts out peas because they are disgusting. washes down dinner with cold soya milk. loves it even though it is bad for fertility.

looks at time. 5 minutes to maintenance completion. decides to blog. starts writing this post.

maintenance over. back to game.

Thursday 15 July 2010

no tagboard

as some of you may notice, the tagboard is gone. I removed it because there were too many spammers on it and it was annoying. I'll probably replace it with a new one soon, just leave any comments you have via comments at the bottom :)

last day of work today! before slacking for 2 weeks, then O week, then SCHOOL STARTS -faints-

Wednesday 14 July 2010

NUS O Week Ragers Look Here.

I was having a conversation with szehong, one of my psych camp group mates.. and i think i'm damn funny? hahaha.
Ok so we were talking about first impressions and how people can click with each other and hence become good friends. So i asked:

Me- "So do you think we clicked?'
Szehong- "Er.. half click"
( we didn't exactly talk much during camp, i was just asking this for fun)
Me- "What's half click? mouse spoil ah. "


hahahah isn't that funny!! I thought it was.

ANYWAY. some of you may know that I am going for Arts O Week which is from 31st-6th. I mean, fresh out of Psych Camp, just found out about O week, sure go ma.
Right now there is some brouhaha (YES finally used the word since encountering it in secondary school and thinking lolwtfisthisfunnyword. if you don't believe there's such a word, go here. about the whole registration issue-
Registration for O week was advertised as last Sat/Sun, and this coming Sat/Sun (have to go down to Heeren to personally hand in the form +money)

The thing is, after Saturday's registration, there were only 16 spots left for girls. And after Sunday's registration, ALL SPOTS for girls were filled, and the waiting list was FULL as well

"Vacancies for girls have been filled up. The waiting list for girls is already FULL. Therefore registration for girls is officially closed."


And the stupid thing is:

There are still 140 vacancies for guys.


lolololol. Like what?? The stupid thing is that there is obviously a larger ratio of girls:guys for FASS, so obviously there are much more girls wanting to go for this than guys. And i heard that they are trying to achieve a 1:1 ratio (or something similar) because SDU is a sponsor of the camp (That is the matchmaking agency btw) -_-

So right now there's an outrage on the tagboard of the O Week blog, with all the girls complaining about how they're denied a place. All 103 of them (that's how long the waiting list is) and more (those who didn't get on the waiting list).

Though I agree that it is unfair that they are denied a spot because of the committee wanting to achieve some unrealistic ratio, I think they are being really retarded too.

Though I agree that it is unfair that they are denied a spot because of the committee wanting to achieve some unrealistic ratio, I think they are being really retarded too.

"cookiejar: hello. so are there other orientations for us to join? like a university orientation for the rest of us? if not how are we supposed to know about bidding and getting around school? oh no.. "
"yah im more worried abt nt knowing how to go rd the campus, and how modules work.. "
"oh wow. so prob more than half of the cohort can't have the freshie experience. awesome work, admin ppl. "


Firstly, if you are so worried about your university education, why are you waiting till JULY to start to find out about these stuff when school starts in AUGUST? Information about modules and CORS bidding has been up all the while on the official NUS/FASS website, all you had to do was do a little searching.
Heck, there are even forums about this. (sorry lazy to link CORS official site, i think the forum link should contain the link)


Next, raging about how are you supposed to know how to get around school? Unless you do not open your mailbox for months, NUS did send a freshman package that included this thing called a MAP. Also, the NUS compound isn't a restricted area with guard dogs patrolling to keep out intruders. It is open to public ffs. You are free to go in and take a bus around school and walk around.

I mean sure, you won't be 'guided' as you may be at O week (i doubt they'll even have some sort of tour, probably incorporate it into a game like Amazing Race aroud school or like what Psych Camp did, some Photohunt thing) but with a map and a basic sense of direction, you should be able to orientate yourself right? And you have the whole 7 days of O week to go do this self -touring. So.. more than enough.

Lastly, what on earth is 'the freshie experience'? Guess what, the term 'freshman' refers to a student in his/her first year of school. You will be having the freshie experience for the next 365 days.
And if you're referring to 'a camp experience', there have been 21937 camps that have occurred such as Arts camp, psych camp, cac camp, hall camps, society camps, sports camp etc. If you really wanted to have 'a camp experience', you could have signed up for any of these.

So to sum it up, don't blame the camp admin for your lack of initiative. That basically summarizes everything.

One point i do agree on, however, is the weak advertising. My only hint about any camps were from the freshman package that came in june.. and half the camps advertised in the included brochures were over already (including hall camp!! oh fmlll if i had gone maybe i'd have gotten in)
What is with the staggered mail anyway? My friends received the freshman package like 1 month before me, and I have friends who received it one month after me. Does it occur to them that this causes the advertising to be rendered ineffective?

And for the Psych camp, it was only because of a moment of impulse that i decided to want to sign up for it and so I went to google for it. Otherwise I wouldn't have any idea when it was and when to register, etc

And of course for O week, I only first heard about it during Psych camp when my facils went 'are you going for o week?'. I didn't even know there was a camp!? I thought 2nd Aug I was supposed to go to school for idunnowhat reason. I never knew there was some camp or activities thing. The mail from NUS doesn't even mention it.

What can be done better is that NUS should work more closely with the different student groups in these, especially big camps like faculty camps. I mean, you can't expect the committees to have access to every single FASS' student's email/address, such info is only accessible by the school itself. So NUS should help them out with the advertising! I mean, you do want to have happy, 'orientated' students right?

Wow what a long post. I was really frustrated with those whiners on the tagboard of oweekblog, which was more or less the trigger for this long post. Welcome to the grownup world kiddos, no more spoonfeeding, noone to hold your hand. You want something, you go get it, or find out where to get it.

Truth is, I am worried about this too. Like, not knowing about anything unless you go find out about it. Like how university education is very independent, you have to approach professors on your own for your projects, you have to access information on your own.
I guess for those who didn't get into camp, this is a good wake-up call for them, the true immersion into university culture, the perfect orientation lesson.

Peace.

Saturday 10 July 2010

Freebies Giveaway!

Ok I got a goody bag from Psych Camp that has like alot of coupons and vouchers.. but the thing is I probably won't use half of these. So I'm just going to list them out here, if you want them, tell me so I can pass it to you!! So that they won't go to waste.

All Dolled Up (@ http://alldolledup.oursecrethaven.com) - enjoy 10% off your total purchase! Valid till 31 July 10.

Paper Exploits (@ http://PaperExploits.wordpress.com) - use this code: "NUSFreshies" when ordering to receive 10% off the entire purchase! Valid till 31 October 10.

Frolick - One free topping.

The Hangout - $10 off for minimum $50 spent.

The Tea Party (@ Bukit Timah Rd.. Sixth Ave Centre.. ) - $5 Gift voucher

Red Dynasty Paintball Park - Free 50 Paintballs (worth $25.90) - Valid till 31st December 2010
(www.weplaypaintball.com)

Botak Jones - $5 Voucher (with minimum purchase of $30)

Chapter Two - $10 off all Hair Services - Valid till 30th June 2011

The Coffee Bean - $1 Off for Large Ice Blended Drink/Large Latte/ Breakfast Set/ Gourmet Sandwich. - Valid till 31st December 2010

The Big Dipper - $2 off a Big Dipper Tasty Creation - Valid till 31st August 2010


Want any of these?? Tell me asap!! Especially those that are expiring soon.

Friday 9 July 2010

psych camp (after)

My average sleeping duration is 6-8 hours a day. In the past 3 nights, I slept a total of 6 hours.

Somehow I still feel fine? Quite odd. I expected myself to be zombiefied or something.

Anyway, I just came back from Psych Camp!! I really enjoyed myself even though I didn't really bond with my group much.. because i bonded with my group facilitators! (or OGLs, or mentors, or whatever name you call them by)

My group was a bunch of people who were rather shy /quiet , so it was kinda odd. There wasn't really anyone whom I could talk to either.. so it was weird. But luckily for me, I had awesome facilitators!!

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chong hui!!
she has this whiny highpitch voice that I always make fun of :p She is very fun to talk to (And bully) so it was great having her around! ahah. she's damn funny luh

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Germaine!!
When she laughs her face will scrunge up and her eyebrows cross abit so it's freaking hilarious! She makes random sounds also which are super funny. Very nice and fun to talk to too!

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Darren!
The only guy facil around... this joker is full of nonsense. I had a great time in lame-ness sparring with him.. we just talk alot of crap these few days. Basically making really bad lame jokes haha.
Super fun to have him around la.

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Guan Wei!
Ok she isn't a facil but she's the only person in group whom I could talk to. She's abit sporty (can see from her tan can't you?) and always seems damn mature la haha. she's a year older than me too.

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Hui Jun!!!
She was the one who called me up to tell me camp details.. initially sounded fierce(on the phone) but after getting to know her she's just this really sweet and pleasant girl! Very fun to talk to and disturb also haaha.
And she is one of the few people I know who actually have an 'eye smile'. It's this slight twinkle in your eyes when you are genuinely smiling. I think Roald Dahl or some author mentions this in one of his book.. like you can tell if a person is smiling genuinely by looking at his eyes.

And there is one more facil Liz, whom i talked to alot also (not as much as these) but she wasn't around on the last morning to take photos ahhhh.


Well that's all the photos I have now, because the rest are in other cameras ! Took like seriously a thousand photos.... and this video in which i was dancing!! I was quite surprised when i watched it because i never knew i was that decent haha. Did some arm/body wave and botting. I wanna see it again!! ahh.

The camp activities were pretty standard la. Like station games , amazing race, etc. The fun parts are the in-betweens - talking over meals, having supper together, staying up until 6.30AM on the last night.. etc (thanks chong/jun/liz for staying up with me :) would have been so boring if i had actually just gone to sleep rightaway)

The first night was quite jialat cos i went to bed at about 1, (after supper) and i was tossing in my bed till about 4+ la!! dam bad dunno why can't sleep. Brain just refused to switch off.
Second night I watched semis... damn sad la wth germany played so badly and spain played well.
And after that talk for awhile with chong/liz/guanwei then slept at 4+ too
And of course last night i was up till 630 am haha.

So in total i slept only about 6-10 hours? haha .

When I reached home i fell asleep for like.. 6 hours. Which is why I'm up now writing this.. but the accumulated fatigue is setting in again... think i need to sleep more.

Anyway, camp has helped prepare me alot for uni.. Now i know exactly what bidding is like and what modules i should take etc. Also , I'm more mentally prepared to mug like hell.. from what i heard Psych is hell alot of memorizing of the textbook. so... rawr - flexes brains-.

And of course,my lovely facils (Weiqin said i shouldn't call them seniors because the girls are actually my age or younger so it's odd. ) whom i genuinely hope to see around alot!!

Ok im really tirednow. time to catch up on lost sleep. hi dream land here i come

Saturday 3 July 2010

the german machine

onward we march
the german machine
soak defend absorb
break

forward we go
the german machine
clear turn run
pass

goalwards we press
the german machine
cross flick lob
shoot

to the crowd
the german machine
jump wave somersault
celebrate

4-1 bye england
4-0 bye argentina
next up, 5-0 bye spain

random pics 93669

Just some random pics to fill up blog space.

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This was an advertisement I saw on the train doors.. it says 'rehydrate with 100PLUS now'.
and yet i get stopped by an MRT staff from opening my water bottle... hmm. So if i drink 100plus in front of this ad they will let me?


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Daniel's cat being all cute by rolling on the floor.. I heard dogs like tummy rubs. Do cats too? i didn't bother because this cat scratches and i didn't wanna get scratched.


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This amazing hole puncher has punched the biggest stacks of paper I have ever imagined possible. And the holes are so damn clean too. I was truly amazed by the power of


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You probably can't read what's on these papers.. but these are my McDelivery receipts for tues/wed night haha. I stayed in the office till 10/11++ and the food at the cafeteria downstairs SUCKED (i tried that on monday) so I ordered.


So this whole week I've been training this new girl, Yenny who's supposed to take over me for awhile.. (long complicated story which i won't bore you with)

And she's the cutest thing ever!
Ok she's quite shy like she won't speak up to people and won't talk to people she doesn't know at all...Like at the start when I just met her and bringing her somewhere, she walked like 1 metre behind me lolol. ultra weird.
but once she knew me.. she's damn full of nonsense!

Random things include when my HP receives an sms, the tone is 'Bazinga' from BBT's Sheldon. Then without knowing what it is she just imitates with enthusiasm.. like 'basssiiinga!!' Totally cracks me up.

Hard to think of the random things she said that cracked me up, and some are not meant to be said also so.. aha. I was just laughing alot in the few days i was with her.

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Teaser shot! Don't let you see first... hmmhmhm.

We went to airport for lunch and she wanted to shade this thing to put up in her room lol.


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Mega unglam shot but she still looks good in this.



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yenny!
aaaand.... I have to say, beside my fugly hair which was being damn idiotic that day, I think i look very good in this shot?! lololol. With the dimples and all. HAHAH.
Oh yea, she's indonesian, if you're wondering.

And... one more thing in case you haven't noticed it.
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SHE LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE VICKY ZHAO!!!!
hahahahhahahaha

That was the first thing i thought of when i saw her. She's like an indonesian version of Vicky Zhao.
wa i was searching the web for images of Vicky Zhao.. she's sooo pretty -faints. Why is she not acting anymore?? Or is she still acting?! What shows?!!!


And about the job... my company wants to offer me an extension and are willing to pay me ridiculously high(which was what it seemed like at first but then i found out weiqin is getting about the same as her NORMAL pay -_- like wtf.) because I think they're quite desperate haha.

i even stated some lame conditions like I must go home on time , no OT, i want to come late for work some days... all can. hahahhaa.

Ok, time to play a few games of LoL, then on to watch Germany vs Argentina!! I'm rooting for Germany!!! Though it's only cos i've seen Germany play and i haven't seen Argentina play. Hope I'm supporting the winning team :p

Thursday 1 July 2010

don't be an accountant

I've been working at IBM (again) for the past 2 weeks.. it's like, they call me back cos if I don't go they are screwed.

The story is this - Person A is leaving the company, so Person B is her replacement. However, Person B is going on leave like one week after she starts work, so I was called in to replace Person B when she went on leave. Hence Person B and I were called in at the same time to learn from Person A.

So Person B went off and Person A finally left, and i covered while B was on leave.
But when B came back, she decided to resign. SO. They are screwed, with noone to take that job (and no time to teach a new person either)
Hence they called me back to cover... and i found out last week that i had to teach the new person that was coming in too.

Ok there is actually more to this complicated story about the new person who came in this week whom im teaching now but i shan't bore you with the details. Just that this week was month end , the last few days of the month. My working hours were something like this:

Monday-- 830AM- 10PM
Tues -- 830AM-10PM
Wed (last day of month) - 830AM - 1140PM.

DAMN BUSY CRAZY TIRED CAN. it's like every day just go home and sleep. wake up, go to work. rinse and repeat.

Seriously, accountants' lives are damn sad, they have to work like crazy when it's month end cos they have to close accounts and dunno what shit. So every month end (and quarter end worse, year end even worse) have to have massive amounts of work suddenly.


And anyway now I'm faced with another conflict.. they want me to come back the week after Psych camp for another TWO weeks. Which i'm very reluctant to.. cos i wanna relax already!! sigh. I think most likely i won't, unless the pay is incredulously high. Like 12 an hour or something. muahaa.

kbye.