HAHAHHAA.
ok i don't usually post 2 posts in one day , but this is too funny not to post.
hahahaha.
The funnier thing is the comments that the americans make about it.. in places like http://www.giantbomb.com/just-cause-2/61-20742/my-name-is-bolo-santosi/35-395672/
quotes from there: (these are americans)
"are there actually people with such retarded pronunciation? "
"This game has some of the best worst dialogue/voice over work I've ever heard.
Definitely in the so bad it's good territory "
"I'm glad they gave her an appropriate accent rather than giving her some stupid American accent as so many other games do. "
"so this actually IS an appropriate accent for some central-/southamerican/whatever person? "
I mean, it is SAD that it's making fun of us, but.. still damn funny! cos she's just SO bad! hahaha.
Wednesday 31 March 2010
deferred.
last week i received the sms that every Singaporean male who has completed his NSF cycle fears:
"You have received a National Service call-up notification... "
RESERVIST!! zomg. I'm barely out of army and they want me back already.
So obviously i went to ask all my other NS mates if they got it and yea. Got 2 somemore, though one is 2 days and the other is. 18. f*cking. days.
But after some checking around i realised that the 18 days one is NOT during my university holidays.. oh joy! So obviously can defer. Cos they said that you can defer for further studies one, such as uni.
So for those other NS kids who wanna defer also but don't know how.. you login to your account at www.ns.sg , then you look at the top taskbar that has NSConnect/eServices etcetc. Do you see 'NSMen'? Yea you hover there, a dropdown menu should show you 'MyDeferment' somewhere on that list.
Yup so unless you're computer illiterate you should be able to figure out what to do.
And yes after you applied for the deferment, they'll ask you to send in your documents like Uni admission letter.. timetable.. exam schedule.. all that nonsense. Which obviously we don't have.
Apparently if you call them up they'll also say need all these, admission letter not enough.
What happened was i didn't do anything and 2 days later some clerk from mindef emailed me, asking me to send in some proof if not my case will be processed without anything.
So i just sent in my admission letter + a saved webpage of the page where i confirmed my admission into NUS. Here, i'm nice enough to show you what it looks like
And a few days later (today) :
WINNA! :D
Those dates you see there are just the dates which i applied for deferment, received the callup, and deferment successful respectively.
I would put screenshots but i was afraid the page is confidential or something. So. GL deferring. i win.
"You have received a National Service call-up notification... "
RESERVIST!! zomg. I'm barely out of army and they want me back already.
So obviously i went to ask all my other NS mates if they got it and yea. Got 2 somemore, though one is 2 days and the other is. 18. f*cking. days.
But after some checking around i realised that the 18 days one is NOT during my university holidays.. oh joy! So obviously can defer. Cos they said that you can defer for further studies one, such as uni.
So for those other NS kids who wanna defer also but don't know how.. you login to your account at www.ns.sg , then you look at the top taskbar that has NSConnect/eServices etcetc. Do you see 'NSMen'? Yea you hover there, a dropdown menu should show you 'MyDeferment' somewhere on that list.
Yup so unless you're computer illiterate you should be able to figure out what to do.
And yes after you applied for the deferment, they'll ask you to send in your documents like Uni admission letter.. timetable.. exam schedule.. all that nonsense. Which obviously we don't have.
Apparently if you call them up they'll also say need all these, admission letter not enough.
What happened was i didn't do anything and 2 days later some clerk from mindef emailed me, asking me to send in some proof if not my case will be processed without anything.
So i just sent in my admission letter + a saved webpage of the page where i confirmed my admission into NUS. Here, i'm nice enough to show you what it looks like
And a few days later (today) :
| Annual ICT / 23/03/2010 | 22/03/2010 | Successful / 31/03/2010 |
WINNA! :D
Those dates you see there are just the dates which i applied for deferment, received the callup, and deferment successful respectively.
I would put screenshots but i was afraid the page is confidential or something. So. GL deferring. i win.
Monday 29 March 2010
females aren't safe
Oh man this is highly frustrating.
I've been trying to look for tuition students and the annoying shit thing is that everyone wants a female tutor???!!
look, just one page of assignments already like 90% require female tutors. Actually the whole damn page is mainly all female tutors required i just can't screenshot everything at once.
WHY. Are males just depicted as dangerous would-be-criminals who are going to do something criminal with your kid? And so females are extremely nice and delicate and sweet and harmless?
Well check out all the crazy females:
Amy Gilligan
Amy Gilligan (1901-1928) was known for her nurturing tonics and nutritional meals at her private nursing home in Windsor, Connecticut. That was until it was discovered that she had added arsenic to her recipe.
Belle Gunness
Belle Gunness was responsible for killing 49 people on her small farm in La Porte, Indiana. Her victims included ranch workers, vagrant females, adopted children and her many husbands
Janie Lou Gibbs
Janie Lou Gibbs murdered her husband, three children and a grandson by poisoning them with arsenic so she could collect on their life insurance policies
Mary Kay Letourneau
Mary Kay Letourneau: A profile of the grade school teacher convicted of child rape, after having sex with her 12-year-old student.
Source
which means FEMALES are more likely to ON IMPULSE, beat up your kid! and kill and chop up your kids or something!
Arrests of Female Teens for Violent Crimes Grow.
""The girls are becoming more violent and sophisticated," says Florence Barnes, a juvenile court liaison officer with 22 years experience in the Dallas juvenile justice system. "We've had girls for murder over the years, but we're seeing more and more girls for fondling and molesting little boys.""
""Girls have been ignored for a very long time in the system," says Dr. Cauffman. "They made up such a small percentage(of crime rates) that nobody paid attention to them. So the fact that they're increasing in numbers gives them the recognition, but now, it's like, what do we do?"
Well, stop hiring them as your tutors for one.
" The girls are offending just as badly as the boys.""
Crime takes on a feminine face - rapid increase in number of women criminals
Sharp increase in number of female criminals
etc etc.etc.
so stop requesting female tutors and give us guys a chance!!
I've been trying to look for tuition students and the annoying shit thing is that everyone wants a female tutor???!!
look, just one page of assignments already like 90% require female tutors. Actually the whole damn page is mainly all female tutors required i just can't screenshot everything at once.
WHY. Are males just depicted as dangerous would-be-criminals who are going to do something criminal with your kid? And so females are extremely nice and delicate and sweet and harmless?
Well check out all the crazy females:
Amy Gilligan
Amy Gilligan (1901-1928) was known for her nurturing tonics and nutritional meals at her private nursing home in Windsor, Connecticut. That was until it was discovered that she had added arsenic to her recipe.
Belle Gunness
Belle Gunness was responsible for killing 49 people on her small farm in La Porte, Indiana. Her victims included ranch workers, vagrant females, adopted children and her many husbands
Janie Lou Gibbs
Janie Lou Gibbs murdered her husband, three children and a grandson by poisoning them with arsenic so she could collect on their life insurance policies
Mary Kay Letourneau
Mary Kay Letourneau: A profile of the grade school teacher convicted of child rape, after having sex with her 12-year-old student.
Source
"female crime is more impulsive than male crime. Impulsivity ratings of 351 female crimes were compared with male criminal norms. Only female crimes involving physical violence (murder, manslaughter, assault) were more impulsive than the same crimes committed by males."
which means FEMALES are more likely to ON IMPULSE, beat up your kid! and kill and chop up your kids or something!
Arrests of Female Teens for Violent Crimes Grow.
""The girls are becoming more violent and sophisticated," says Florence Barnes, a juvenile court liaison officer with 22 years experience in the Dallas juvenile justice system. "We've had girls for murder over the years, but we're seeing more and more girls for fondling and molesting little boys.""
""Girls have been ignored for a very long time in the system," says Dr. Cauffman. "They made up such a small percentage(of crime rates) that nobody paid attention to them. So the fact that they're increasing in numbers gives them the recognition, but now, it's like, what do we do?"
Well, stop hiring them as your tutors for one.
" The girls are offending just as badly as the boys.""
Crime takes on a feminine face - rapid increase in number of women criminals
Sharp increase in number of female criminals
etc etc.etc.
so stop requesting female tutors and give us guys a chance!!
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