UJG has a friend. this new number called me today, and it seems like the same person or a friend of that UJG. smses the same way.
90508800
anyone knows this number?
Our smses went something like this:
New Stalker (NS) : Ya i cal u!may i noe who r u?
right, so you call me and ask me who i am.
Me: ?? Who are you? Wats your name? Your number looks very familiar
NS: Izit! im carol=)n wad ur name?
the characteristic bad english.
Me: Er.. Why are you messaging me. How did you get my number?
NS: From ur fren jcln
Me: Who is jcln. how do i even know you and why are you messaging me
NS: Eh where u stay ar??wats ur name?
zomg stalker. i was watching a movie so i didn't bother replying the sms. And she persists:
NS: Eh y u nvr reply my msg? busy ar?
Me: I have no idea who u are and who jc is so gg pwnzor
NS: Huh u dun lie k jc ownself past tis no 2me k u r his frenx
Me: jc is retarded and so are you. Stop stalking me you paparazzi
NS: So u noe him la?? jc is stupid lame n abit mad u noe
And i love my latest sms, i'm so funny :
Me: No wonder u 2 are frens. U r exactly like him. Now go bother a tree and leaf me alone.
HAHAHA. get the joke? :p yes i know it's kinda lame but it came completely at random. I just thought of the most random thing you can bother, and i thought of 'tree'. Then the 2nd half (the punchline) came naturally. :p
anyway if anyone is bored go msg this number
90508800
or
82658281
go say something like 'hi i'm jc' and she'll go crazy . haha
Thursday, 20 March 2008
Wednesday, 19 March 2008
jap girl (3)
she never leaves me alone:
SMS Conversation:
Unknown Jap Girl: Hi.. im amanda u still remember me?jc gv me u'r no
Me: no i've no idea who you are stop smsing and calling me
UJG: u jux go n ask urfrenx jc k!
Me: i dont have a fren called jc
UJG: Eh plz la!dun act k..tad time i msg jc then he reply use tis no.
At this point i decided i'm just gonna play along, and my end goal was to convince her that i'm her friend or i'm whoever she thinks i am and then ask her out somewhere.. AND NOT TURN UP. wahaha.
another possibility is i'll just hide somewhere inconspicuously and let her wait at the place. and i'll just laugh at her waiting indefinitely. It'll be like those spy shows yknow. Where i read a newspaper as disguise. haahhaa.
Me: Yes wat do you want amanda
UJG: U c la!now cant lie ready la? im not amanda im her frenx
(lol on the contrary i just started lying. i've no idea whyx shex likex to addx an x behind her wordx.)
Me: So why are you msging me, amanda's friend? miss me? =)
UJG: No at all! i jux wan 2noe who u r =/ n r u s'poren wat ur name? u jc frenx ryte??
argh. no emotional attachment to me then how to arrange a meeting? and so probing. hmm.
Me: You are japanese? You sound japanese. Konichiwa! What's your name?
UJG: Eh wat i ask u ah?y nvr reply?
Me: I ask you you also never reply. You reply me first? =)
UJG: No u first k?
Me: No no, i'm not gonna say anything till you do
UJG: Im nicole=) n wat ur name
And i try to think of the safest name that will never be linked to me and sounding a little foreign too.
Me: Nicole? But you sound japanese! I am sebastian
UJG: U r indian malay china! u r s'poren ah?
HAHAHAH i've no idea what she's saying. hahahhaa. just sounds damn funny when i read it. u r indian malay china! hahahaha.
Me: So r u japanese? i think jap is cool.
and she calls me after this sms. of course i didn't pick up, and she called again several hours later and again i didn't pick up. i can't wait for the voicemail (if she left any) :p
SMS Conversation:
Unknown Jap Girl: Hi.. im amanda u still remember me?jc gv me u'r no
Me: no i've no idea who you are stop smsing and calling me
UJG: u jux go n ask urfrenx jc k!
Me: i dont have a fren called jc
UJG: Eh plz la!dun act k..tad time i msg jc then he reply use tis no.
At this point i decided i'm just gonna play along, and my end goal was to convince her that i'm her friend or i'm whoever she thinks i am and then ask her out somewhere.. AND NOT TURN UP. wahaha.
another possibility is i'll just hide somewhere inconspicuously and let her wait at the place. and i'll just laugh at her waiting indefinitely. It'll be like those spy shows yknow. Where i read a newspaper as disguise. haahhaa.
Me: Yes wat do you want amanda
UJG: U c la!now cant lie ready la? im not amanda im her frenx
(lol on the contrary i just started lying. i've no idea whyx shex likex to addx an x behind her wordx.)
Me: So why are you msging me, amanda's friend? miss me? =)
UJG: No at all! i jux wan 2noe who u r =/ n r u s'poren wat ur name? u jc frenx ryte??
argh. no emotional attachment to me then how to arrange a meeting? and so probing. hmm.
Me: You are japanese? You sound japanese. Konichiwa! What's your name?
UJG: Eh wat i ask u ah?y nvr reply?
Me: I ask you you also never reply. You reply me first? =)
UJG: No u first k?
Me: No no, i'm not gonna say anything till you do
UJG: Im nicole=) n wat ur name
And i try to think of the safest name that will never be linked to me and sounding a little foreign too.
Me: Nicole? But you sound japanese! I am sebastian
UJG: U r indian malay china! u r s'poren ah?
HAHAHAH i've no idea what she's saying. hahahhaa. just sounds damn funny when i read it. u r indian malay china! hahahaha.
Me: So r u japanese? i think jap is cool.
and she calls me after this sms. of course i didn't pick up, and she called again several hours later and again i didn't pick up. i can't wait for the voicemail (if she left any) :p
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