Still single? Can't seem to find the love of your life? Can't seem to say anything good to pick up girls? No worries! Learn from one of the hottest guys in soccer!
Who other than Cristiano Ronaldo!!
Excerpt from Straits Times today:
"Ronaldo approached the woman at a Los Angeles restaurant with the line: "Me, you, f*** f***."
... , she did not understand it. So Ronaldo resorted to drawing a love heart on a misted-up window near his table and said: "Me, you, kiss!
...
He then whisked her back to his hotel for a night"
Just like that!
The simplicity and directness of it is ingenious isn't it? Just go 'me, you, f--k f--k!'. And the girl is bound to go back with you, assuming she understands you. If not, just say 'Me, you, kiss!'
And presto, you have a one night stand. Of course, make sure you remember to wear protection, if not you'll end up like Ronaldo having to fork a $21 million(scale down relative to your income) paternity bill for her baby.
Me, you, kiss!
Sunday, 18 July 2010
The Bread Challenge (YT)
Advertise about the bread challenge with this link!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKskRfyJAAQ
Ask everyone to post comments and their videos of themselves trying as responses to this video!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKskRfyJAAQ
Ask everyone to post comments and their videos of themselves trying as responses to this video!!!
The Bread Challenge
Can you finish a slice of plain white bread in 30 seconds?
Rules - No water allowed, no pre-salivating. No tearing up of bread before time starts.
And, no rolling the entire slice into a ball and swallowing it.. for safety reasons. I don't want to be responsible for choking deaths lol.
I'll bet anyone 5 bucks it can't be done.
(in the videos i told them 45 seconds to give them chance)
These people thought it could be:
Daniel, Szewei, Weilyn, WeiLong. Sorry Ben!! can't believe i missed you out :S
http://www.facebook.com/v/413428181355
Timo, Candice, and Daniel (again, yes)
http://www.facebook.com/v/413433176355
Kel, Dan Loh, Graham
http://www.facebook.com/v/413430226355
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P.S. WeiLoong did NOT do it successfully, it was a timekeeper error. His timing was 49 seconds.. which is way short of the 30 seconds anyway. Kel's timing was 59 seconds. The rest took over 2 minutes or more. :D
Rules - No water allowed, no pre-salivating. No tearing up of bread before time starts.
And, no rolling the entire slice into a ball and swallowing it.. for safety reasons. I don't want to be responsible for choking deaths lol.
I'll bet anyone 5 bucks it can't be done.
(in the videos i told them 45 seconds to give them chance)
These people thought it could be:
Daniel, Szewei, Weilyn, WeiLong. Sorry Ben!! can't believe i missed you out :S
http://www.facebook.com/v/413428181355
Timo, Candice, and Daniel (again, yes)
http://www.facebook.com/v/413433176355
Kel, Dan Loh, Graham
http://www.facebook.com/v/413430226355
.
.
.
.
P.S. WeiLoong did NOT do it successfully, it was a timekeeper error. His timing was 49 seconds.. which is way short of the 30 seconds anyway. Kel's timing was 59 seconds. The rest took over 2 minutes or more. :D
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