Monday, 29 March 2010

females aren't safe

Oh man this is highly frustrating.
I've been trying to look for tuition students and the annoying shit thing is that everyone wants a female tutor???!!

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look, just one page of assignments already like 90% require female tutors. Actually the whole damn page is mainly all female tutors required i just can't screenshot everything at once.

WHY. Are males just depicted as dangerous would-be-criminals who are going to do something criminal with your kid? And so females are extremely nice and delicate and sweet and harmless?

Well check out all the crazy females:

Amy Gilligan
Amy Gilligan (1901-1928) was known for her nurturing tonics and nutritional meals at her private nursing home in Windsor, Connecticut. That was until it was discovered that she had added arsenic to her recipe.

Belle Gunness
Belle Gunness was responsible for killing 49 people on her small farm in La Porte, Indiana. Her victims included ranch workers, vagrant females, adopted children and her many husbands

Janie Lou Gibbs
Janie Lou Gibbs murdered her husband, three children and a grandson by poisoning them with arsenic so she could collect on their life insurance policies

Mary Kay Letourneau
Mary Kay Letourneau: A profile of the grade school teacher convicted of child rape, after having sex with her 12-year-old student.


Source
"female crime is more impulsive than male crime. Impulsivity ratings of 351 female crimes were compared with male criminal norms. Only female crimes involving physical violence (murder, manslaughter, assault) were more impulsive than the same crimes committed by males."

which means FEMALES are more likely to ON IMPULSE, beat up your kid! and kill and chop up your kids or something!


Arrests of Female Teens for Violent Crimes Grow.
""The girls are becoming more violent and sophisticated," says Florence Barnes, a juvenile court liaison officer with 22 years experience in the Dallas juvenile justice system. "We've had girls for murder over the years, but we're seeing more and more girls for fondling and molesting little boys.""

""Girls have been ignored for a very long time in the system," says Dr. Cauffman. "They made up such a small percentage(of crime rates) that nobody paid attention to them. So the fact that they're increasing in numbers gives them the recognition, but now, it's like, what do we do?"
Well, stop hiring them as your tutors for one.

" The girls are offending just as badly as the boys.""

Crime takes on a feminine face - rapid increase in number of women criminals

Sharp increase in number of female criminals

etc etc.etc.

so stop requesting female tutors and give us guys a chance!!

Friday, 26 March 2010

LOOKING FOR TUITION STUDENTS

Ok, after signing up for countless numbers of tuition agencies and not getting any assignments at all .. I've decided to advertise here on my blog! Though I don't know how effective it will be given that:
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Only about 6 people come to my blog every day? Sad case. Those who come regularly.. help me advertise to your friends! And friends' friends!

It's ok! I'll have faith in the power of google search to pick up keywords in this blog.

PROFESSIONAL CHEAP GOOD MATH AMATH A MATH EMATH E MATH TUITION !!

Yes, I'm looking for students to give math tuition. They can be from Primary 1 to Secondary 4, though i prefer secondary school kids. My favoured one will be Sec 3 Emath/Amath, because i can follow them all the way to their O levels. cheers!

Subjects I'm tutoring:
Mathematics (Primary)
Mathematics (Lower Sec)
E Maths/A Maths (Upper Sec)
Physics (Upper Sec) (Tentative, not sure if I want to take this yet)

Rates
Primary - $15/hr
Lower Secondary - $20/hr
Upper Secondary - $25/hr

When am I available?
All days 730pm onwards, Tues/Saturday whole day.


These are minimum rates, feel free to offer more :) You can go and google and search all tuition agencies, these are very good rates already.
Ok you know what, being the meticulous and efficient tutor I am, i'll SHOW you a screenshot of the rates from an unnamed tuition agency (don't want to advertise for them, later you go to them instead of me!)
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You see how cheap I'm offering. These are AVERAGE rates you know. And mine are waaay below.

Now you're wondering, so cheap, is he good? Well here are my certs:
PSLE (259 aggregate, A star for Math)
'O' Level (L1R5 = 8 points, A1 for both Amath and Emath)
'A' Level (AAAAB , A for Math)
These do not include 'invisible' achievements such as scoring Distinctions/High Distinctions for New South Wales Mathmatics Competitions in primary school, taking part in Math Olympiads, etc.

And yes I am an undergrad, going to enrol in NUS this August, proof here.
Thus I will be looking for a steady source of part time income for my expenses, won't just abandon you /your child halfway!!

My experience? I've been giving tuition to my friends since secondary school. (Yes, I was teaching my friends when i was still studying for my 'O' Levels)
My friends repeatedly come to me as I am able to help them grasp difficult concepts by giving a different perspective.
I am patient by nature and will be able to help weak students effectively. I don't believe anyone is incapable of doing well, it's a matter of putting in effort and the right teaching methods.

How do I look like? If you haven't noticed the obvious photo on the right side, it's ok! I'll put one here!

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Looks so friendly and kind and nice right! I know, because i am! :D

Ok so to recap,

Subjects I'm tutoring:
Mathematics (Primary)
Mathematics (Lower Sec)
E Maths/A Maths (Upper Sec)
Physics (Upper Sec) (Tentative, not sure if I want to take this yet)

Rates
Primary - $15/hr
Lower Secondary - $20/hr
Upper Secondary - $25/hr

When am I available?
All days 730pm onwards, Tues/Saturday whole day.


To contact me for tuition, you can either drop me an email at diabteo@hotmail.com , or leave a tag on the tagboard on the right --> .
It's best not to leave a comment on this post because there's alot of spam comments from online advertising sites so I don't really check them. I don't want to leave my number for the public too, contact me via email and i'll reply with my number for easier communication!

So contact me now!! Before my available time slots are taken up!

Monday, 22 March 2010

another kingslayer

And to top off an excellent raiding week,

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25man LK down too, cheers. Now I can release and run back in when we wipe instead of waiting for rez :)

Ok, next week, hardmodes. kgo.