Ok for everyone who has at least a basic basic knowledge of the Bible, you should know that the biblical characters i.e. adameve, abraham, etc all lived to several hundred years old right?
Well ok the first obvious reaction will be woah that's long, we all only live like 80+ years now, when someone hits 100+ it's already like super rare and they all look like their skin is falling off and very skeletonish and ancient.
But have you ever thought of - WHAT are they doing for several hundred years?!?
They have no TV, no music, no computer, no NOTHING.
Then you say i am naive, life isn't all about technology, just look at the current day and age African people all subsistence farmers also no technology, blabla. But NOTHING was invented back then yet!
no light bulbs, no houses, no ploughs, no NOTHING.
What on earth are they doing for so long? They can't be making out all day right, there will be many Cains and Abels then cos no condoms yet. (chris suggests that there may have been many, but not recorded in bible. )
I present to you - Life of people-who-lived-till-900-years-old
(i thought of all these ok, 100% original)
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-Rooster crows-
Eve: "for goodness sake why does that noisy animal make so much noise every morning!!"
Adam yawns. "ya man stupid cock. Damn noisy that irritating thing. Let's name it. i shall call it.. a COCK."
Eve: "eh cannot la, sounds quite crude"
Adam "... ok fine.. I'll make it slightly longer. COCKEREL. How's that? Wow i'm good at this naming shit. I should name more things"
Eve: "Oh yea? ok name that other thing that looks like the COCKEREL but without the red thing on its head"
Adam: "Hmm.. it keeps on touching the cockerel. let's call it.. a HEN."
Eve: "... ok i dont want to know why you chose that name"
Adam and Eve get out of... the wooden poles arranged in a rectangle (remember, no bed invented yet). They rub their eyes sleepily and look around.
Adam: "Hey your leaf is falling off, dear"
Eve pulls up the leaf covering her bosom.
"Thanks hubby. Hmm, what should we do today? i feel like travelling"
Adam: "hmm.. ok. Shall we go to France? I heard the scenery is pretty nice there. It'll only take about fifty years to walk there."
Eve " Nah.. that's too far. How about some place nearer? like... America? I think it takes only 40 years to reach there!"
Adam " 40, 50 years, what's the difference. how about nearby? isn't there anything we can do?"
Eve looks around. 'Well.. we can do what we've been doing the past 20 years. We can continue observing how fast this grass patch is growing."
Adam "hmm, im getting bored of that. We dont have anything to measure it with besides our bodys, and it's already almost higher than us! So we have to do something new now."
Eve: "That's true. How about.. we count the grains of sand on the beach nearby?"
Adam: "hmm.. that sounds like fun! ok ill start from one end and you start from the other end!"
Eve: "Ok! see you in a few years!"
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zomg can u imagine how bo liao they are with nothing to do. no school no entertainment no NOTHING. ok let's imagine several scenes, with fictitious names, same.. era.
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A medieval soccer team->
Johny: hmm coach, who should we pick as our midfielder?
Coach: i need somebody youthful, we need alot of pace as our opposition is strong
Johny: how about TeeHow? He is only 240 years old, still in his prime!
Coach: hm.. but the competition is in Brazil. So by the time we reach there.. he will be approaching 300..which is still young! ok! i shall pick him.
In a school->
Teacher: Ok class, open up your History books. Ok first question: 'what was Sir Stanfird Ruffles doing 300 years ago in the Garden of Iden?'
Carben: teacher i know! he was climbing trees with my dad!
Teacher: well done!
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OK, i'm lazy to think of any more stupid scenarios. but you get the idea. everyone must have been really bored. and it must have been really weird living till 900 years old.
gnite bye.
Sunday, 14 October 2007
Saturday, 13 October 2007
bells
http://www.ferryhalim.com/orisinal/g3/bells.htm
one hell of an addictive game (well ok 1/4 of the ppl i show this to dont even like the game, the rest keep playing), been playing it for awhile.
last night i hit a new high score of 18 billion, but today i TOTALLY smashed it by getting
1.7 x 10^22 =D
however, the youtube record is 10^33!! so.. ill keep playign till i beat it :p rawr.
keep the 'no life' comments to yourself till you can even get 0.01% of my score, you nub.
one hell of an addictive game (well ok 1/4 of the ppl i show this to dont even like the game, the rest keep playing), been playing it for awhile.
last night i hit a new high score of 18 billion, but today i TOTALLY smashed it by getting
1.7 x 10^22 =D
however, the youtube record is 10^33!! so.. ill keep playign till i beat it :p rawr.
keep the 'no life' comments to yourself till you can even get 0.01% of my score, you nub.
Thursday, 11 October 2007
photos from farewell assembly
k decided to make a new post. (instead of like i said in the prev post to edit and make announcement on top)
Ok wait before i post the photos, just a particularly funny pun which i made earlier on -
cos pam/nic/subing baked cookies for the class.. they packed it in tupperwares and wrote a short letter for each of us =) nice farewell gift =)
Then.. the cookies were.. quite.. hard. Like i couldnt use my front teeth to break them, had to use my molars (erm the chewing teeth at the back one). Then i was smsing pam, so i said:
"eh the cookies you all baked ah.. rocks."
Wow such a pwnage pun right!! and it also employs sarcasm!! what a powerful literary phrase i've just created. hahahaa.
if you dont get it then nvm you're slow.
okkiee in the morning after performance was over i tried to take a photo with weiling'dinosaur'khoo but my HP camera SUCKS:

ew, grainy disgusting thing.
So have to employ the handy dandy powerful camera of -----

PAMELA!! woo. kudos to her for bringing her camera so that i could camwhore and also for sending me the pics =) thanks fren!
(wow i look quite good in this picture. i rarely say this ok. like the prev photo i DONT look good at all. but later got another pic i think i really look very handsome. lol. read on)

yay much nicer pic with dinosaurkhoo. nicole go and stick that flower into the picture. it looked nice so i didnt push it away . =)

they're short .
:p =X
hahaha.

playing with our 'war horn'. this long solid cardboard thing which when you blow into it (with some skill) it makes the sound of a war horn.

We had to clear out the fishtank!
we have 3 immortal fish ok.. we never feed them for like 2 months they still never die. gosu.
and erm, ya im in a camwhore mood. :)
u'll see more of it later.

me and lynn! my first intake classmate who watches LOST too =) had fun with her last time.
AND.
Dont you think i look handsome in this photo?!?!?
no?!?
YES I DO RIGHT!!
eh im not that vain ok i dont always say myself handsome cos i know i'm not that handsome. but this photo i DO look handsome right!!!! it's like.. the lighting is all perfect, the angle is good, my smile is ok, my hair is ok. rare occasion ok!

omg camwhore mood. i shrank this picture alot already ok to give you less nightmares. i really must learn to smile with just my upper mandible. (if you have no idea what that means it's ok )

ACT CUTE WHORESSS
i have no idea whose hand that is in the middle. if it's teehao's hand.. he's doing a really weird pose

random shoes picture. spot my shoe!
@ botak jones:

esha philip john and mee. nicole is a lousy camerawoman .

we're forced to take a pic . weiling looks ultra unwilling lol.she's gonna cry or something.

nicole /pam said i look 'SO CHIO' in this photo. WHY!?? i dont understand. they were gushing about how chio i looked. wth?!? my previous handsome photo nicer right. lol.
i added that whitish tinge to the photo.
next photo i grabbed just as we were about to leave school. saw katie walking past so quickly asked her to take photo

katie's so cute! haha.she's a pretty model yknow. her friendster got her model shoots. go search 'katie kang pei pei' see if can find her.
and erm, im standing on my maximum tiptoes. yea she's talll. i think like 175?
and i leave you with a picture
of
4 handsome guys

lol.
chowz thanks for reading this entry. looking through. not reading. cos mainly pictures. ok. bye.
i'll miss SA :'(
Ok wait before i post the photos, just a particularly funny pun which i made earlier on -
cos pam/nic/subing baked cookies for the class.. they packed it in tupperwares and wrote a short letter for each of us =) nice farewell gift =)
Then.. the cookies were.. quite.. hard. Like i couldnt use my front teeth to break them, had to use my molars (erm the chewing teeth at the back one). Then i was smsing pam, so i said:
"eh the cookies you all baked ah.. rocks."
Wow such a pwnage pun right!! and it also employs sarcasm!! what a powerful literary phrase i've just created. hahahaa.
if you dont get it then nvm you're slow.
okkiee in the morning after performance was over i tried to take a photo with weiling'dinosaur'khoo but my HP camera SUCKS:

ew, grainy disgusting thing.
So have to employ the handy dandy powerful camera of -----

PAMELA!! woo. kudos to her for bringing her camera so that i could camwhore and also for sending me the pics =) thanks fren!
(wow i look quite good in this picture. i rarely say this ok. like the prev photo i DONT look good at all. but later got another pic i think i really look very handsome. lol. read on)

yay much nicer pic with dinosaurkhoo. nicole go and stick that flower into the picture. it looked nice so i didnt push it away . =)

they're short .
:p =X
hahaha.

playing with our 'war horn'. this long solid cardboard thing which when you blow into it (with some skill) it makes the sound of a war horn.

We had to clear out the fishtank!
we have 3 immortal fish ok.. we never feed them for like 2 months they still never die. gosu.
and erm, ya im in a camwhore mood. :)
u'll see more of it later.

me and lynn! my first intake classmate who watches LOST too =) had fun with her last time.
AND.
Dont you think i look handsome in this photo?!?!?
no?!?
YES I DO RIGHT!!
eh im not that vain ok i dont always say myself handsome cos i know i'm not that handsome. but this photo i DO look handsome right!!!! it's like.. the lighting is all perfect, the angle is good, my smile is ok, my hair is ok. rare occasion ok!

omg camwhore mood. i shrank this picture alot already ok to give you less nightmares. i really must learn to smile with just my upper mandible. (if you have no idea what that means it's ok )

ACT CUTE WHORESSS
i have no idea whose hand that is in the middle. if it's teehao's hand.. he's doing a really weird pose

random shoes picture. spot my shoe!
@ botak jones:

esha philip john and mee. nicole is a lousy camerawoman .

we're forced to take a pic . weiling looks ultra unwilling lol.she's gonna cry or something.

nicole /pam said i look 'SO CHIO' in this photo. WHY!?? i dont understand. they were gushing about how chio i looked. wth?!? my previous handsome photo nicer right. lol.
i added that whitish tinge to the photo.
next photo i grabbed just as we were about to leave school. saw katie walking past so quickly asked her to take photo

katie's so cute! haha.she's a pretty model yknow. her friendster got her model shoots. go search 'katie kang pei pei' see if can find her.
and erm, im standing on my maximum tiptoes. yea she's talll. i think like 175?
and i leave you with a picture
of
4 handsome guys

lol.
chowz thanks for reading this entry. looking through. not reading. cos mainly pictures. ok. bye.
i'll miss SA :'(
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