WOO!!! tmr is prison break season 3 premiere!!! finally!! after months of waiting!! it has finally come!!
i'm gonna buy myself a bag of chips (or pringles ) (cos pringles come in a tube not a bag) and enjoy the episode =D =D would be better if i could watch with bestie but oh well thats quite improbable
Ok the rest of the post is gonna be Prison Break related, so if you havent watched the show there's no point reading on, because you need to have some knowledge of all the episodes and the things that happened to understand the sarcasm in the jokes. =)
I found this funny thread on the forums at fox.com , titled "1001 Life Tips we learnt from Prison Break"
*Guard Duty Tips*
If someone brings an infamous Mob boss and king pin of Gen Pop into your Whack Shack, with a whole bunch of other inmates you've never seen in the psych ward before, smile and nod at his intense blue steel, while you hand him a sedative-filled syringe.
*Gender Specific Advice for Witnesses*
If you're female - don't move to Kansas - Teddy will try to track you down.
If you're male - don't worry, people will lose toes and lie to the Mob to keep your Topeka address a secret.
*Showing that special someone you care*
Flowers and cards are soooooo last year. Send your sweetie a coded message on a folded paper duck or an origami flower.
When you have been threatened, beaten up, shot at, blown up, forced to burn your way out of hand restraints, seen almost everyone you know or love killed by the FBI, and you find yourself in a secluded house with the original victim who is alive although poorly dressed and toothless and is the centre of a conspiracy surrounding the FBI.... CALL the police!
fed up of ironing all your clothes to make them freshly pressed? just bury a load of clothes in a black bin bag and leave them for several months. when you dig them up, they will be perfectly clean and pressed - no creases at all!!!
hahaha the guy should post more man he's funny.
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