ah, prelims finish today woo. had physics MCQ, which was terribly bad considering the fact that it was terribly easy. well ok not super easy but A was pretty achievable. but i made ALOT of careless mistakes!!! damn irritating can. question say 'decrease by 90%' i read as 'decrease to 90%'
Then on my way home , between the MRT and my house, this indian man approached me asking for $1.50 to buy some spices or dunno what shit. our conversation went something like this:
indian : excuse me boy excuse me
nicekindgenerousme: -inquisitive look-
indian: can you.. er you speak english right, ya of course, er do you have a dollar, i need to buy spices and i'm a dollar fifty short.
nicekindgenerousme: where you going to buy from
indian: the market there
nicekindgenerousme: the market's closed. (for washing)
indian: ya the place near the market, there's a spice shop there, around there, or maybe sheng shiong
nicekindgenerousme: sheng shiong is that way -points in opposite direction which man came from-
indian: ya i know , shengshiong is there - points in some direction abit off from what i pointed- , but i usually buy from the shop near the market, so ill go check there first, if dont have maybe i go sheng shiong.
nicekindgenerousme: -considers a while-
indian: if you dont want it's ok , i mean, it's up to you. (he mentions some nonsense about from the heart or sth lidat but i didnt catch it )
nicekindgenerousme: -reaches into pocket - how much do you need?
indian: a dollar.. actually a dollar fifty if you have 2 dollars -holds up a 50cent coin-, that'll be exact.
nicekindgenerousme: -takes out a knife and robs the indiansucker of all his money which comprised of alot of dollar-fifties which he conned from other people-
that'll teach you to con ppl you piece of shit!
-walks away triumphantly leaving an A knife scar on his forehead-
( a for alan)
ok no obviously that didn't happen. i gave him 2 dollars and he gave me the 50cent and thanked me profusely and said god bless and all the usual nonsense.
DAMMIT! i really gotta think faster and be less kindhearted. i was trying to test him i think when i kept trying to attack what he said (market closed, etc) , he responded quite normally so .. grr.
then when i told my mom about it she scolded me and told me about all the cheating monks and people around that area and singapore and told me to read newspapers more and that i got ggpwnd.
:(
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