smells

i hate people with bad breath.

well ok i dont hate them just because they have bad breath, but i hate the fact that they have bad breath and they're NEAR me.

yknow after you eat, if you dont wash your mouth, you have bad breath!! YES. It helps a bit if you drink something, but sometimes even if you drink some soft drink or some non-water drink, it doesnt clear the bad breath totally.
So those who dont drink when they eat.. NOW YOU KNOW. YOUR BREATH STINKS.

It's damn irritating to sit next to people with bad breath. Ive been unlucky enough to have one of my classmates who is like that. doesnt drink after he eat, hence breath damn 1#%#$^ smelly. Then when he does stuff like yawn, lean over and ask something.. ZOMG IM GAGGING HELP SAVE ME.

i'm still looking around for a good effective breath mint so that everytime i meet one of these idiots ill just offer them the sweet. (subtle right :P ) mentos extrastrong rocks, but finishes fast. If i buy the small version which comes in a box.. actually can eh.
The small square box 'Impact' doesnt work that well.
Listerine is damn effective, the film strip thing. i love that one. but it's quite ex one small tiny weeny pack is 2 bucks!?!
Fisherman's friend is not bad but ex too.
hmm i think mentos is a good idea. but the box hard to transport eh.


Another thing - why do most girls have a distinct smell? It's like.. if you blindfold me i can probably distinguish a guy from a girl. Well not 100% success, cos i can't guarantee all girls have some smell i dont go smelling people.

yknow when someone walks past you, you'll get hit by a gust of wind? That wind also carries that person's body scent. Then when i walk past a girl, that gust always carries this fragrant nice smell of GIRL. And this smell seems to become more fragrant proportional to how pretty the girl is. HAHA.
im serious!! next time you walk past a pretty girl take a whiff after she passes (when the gust of wind hits you)
(walk past guy no smell. well, only sometimes have, when they stink of sweat or something)

And apart from the 'GIRL' smell, some girls have their own unique smell. Like if Girl A is near can smell that girl. This unique smell doesnt apply for all, i think only those that i spend alot of time around then i get familiar with it. but it's quite distinct like.. you cant miss it.

WHY WHYWHY. do girls get implanted with some scent chip when they're born? Is there some secret underground ring that sells fragrance cubes which girls eat one a day?


Lastly - totally unrelated to this post - i'm working on a secret project -> and i need volunteers. If you're a sporting person who doesnt mind embarassing himself/herself, please contact me. =)