can you spell?

Have you all heard of the latest game show on TV? no not Deal or no deal.. 'spellcraft'! It's some spelling bee game show for kids. One of the advertisements is the guy opening his fried rice stall and the sign is 'singapore's best fried lice' and the kid goes 'uncle ur sign spell wrongly'.

So along with one of the trailer the host goes 'ok the next word to spell is.. mississippi' (think i spelt it wrong but that's not the point ) and the kid confidently goes ' m .. i.. s .. s.. etc'

At that moment a funny scenario jumped into my mind.. what if some REALLY bad speller went to join the competition. i think it'd be really funny like he confidently spells out the word then it's wrong.
THEN, ANOTHER funnier scenario jumped into my mind .. what if it was some ahlian hU sPeLLs lyk tT wOrx?


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Spellcraft, 31 June 2007

HOST: Good evening ladies and gentleman, and welcome to a brand new episode of Spellcraft! This game is not about wits, not about cunning, but all just about one question, 'can you spell?'
So tonight we have a young lady here with us.. erm.. Iceangel is her name

Ic3Ang3L : hi everybody! im from toapayoh ah, live near the HDB hub one lor. veli nice leh the building. and i can spell lor everybody in my gang say i can spell the best lor. b-a-s-t best hor.

HOST: Er.. yes i'm sure you are the best, otherwise you won't be here. So ladies and gentleman, this game is simple, we will be giving a series of words for our contestant to spell, and the more words she spells correctly, the more points she'll get! There will be a special round in the future where all the top scorers return for a spelling showdown!

Ic3Ang3L: wa showdown ah. i am da best one leh. i call my bf gang and his brudder gang all come down, showdown with knife and stick, sure win one leh. w-e-e-n win.

HOST: ?? Ok erm getting on with the show.. We'll commence Round One!
Ok Iceangel, the first word you have to spell is.. ok this is pretty simple. Just a preliminary round alright. It is 'cute'

Ic3Ang3L : oh i know dis. k-e-w-t!

HOST: er.. i'm sorry that's not correct.

Ic3Ang3L: wait wait! i kidding with euu one! it's c-u-u-t-e right!!

HOST: no sorry, next word.. spell 'school'.

Ic3Ang3L: aiya, this one i everyday go one, sure noe larx. ok not everydae go la, some daes i go pah tor wif mi bf soo neber go. okie okie i noe i noe i spell now. 's-k-o-o-l'
-beams happily-

HOST: i'm sorry.. that's incorrect too. It's ok you have one last try .. spell 'telephone'

Ic3Ang3L: haha! dis one i sUREeeee noe okie! i every nite use 2 tok to mi hubby. it's 't-e-l-e-f-o-n-e'!

HOST: I'm sorry.. you got that wrong too . Looks like you cant spell at all! i'm sorry, you are eliminated.

Ic3Ang3L: OI! wat toking u! i spell everything corect loh! i can spell well ok! i can spell my own name also ok! 'i-c-e-a-n-g-l-e'! donch pray pray! eh euu com bak ! OI! y euu calling security? OI!

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ahh. the wonderful brainstorms i have :p


on a sad note - i think i'm sick. cough. :/