damn im too nice

ah, prelims finish today woo. had physics MCQ, which was terribly bad considering the fact that it was terribly easy. well ok not super easy but A was pretty achievable. but i made ALOT of careless mistakes!!! damn irritating can. question say 'decrease by 90%' i read as 'decrease to 90%'

Then on my way home , between the MRT and my house, this indian man approached me asking for $1.50 to buy some spices or dunno what shit. our conversation went something like this:

indian : excuse me boy excuse me

nicekindgenerousme: -inquisitive look-

indian: can you.. er you speak english right, ya of course, er do you have a dollar, i need to buy spices and i'm a dollar fifty short.

nicekindgenerousme: where you going to buy from

indian: the market there

nicekindgenerousme: the market's closed. (for washing)

indian: ya the place near the market, there's a spice shop there, around there, or maybe sheng shiong

nicekindgenerousme: sheng shiong is that way -points in opposite direction which man came from-

indian: ya i know , shengshiong is there - points in some direction abit off from what i pointed- , but i usually buy from the shop near the market, so ill go check there first, if dont have maybe i go sheng shiong.

nicekindgenerousme: -considers a while-

indian: if you dont want it's ok , i mean, it's up to you. (he mentions some nonsense about from the heart or sth lidat but i didnt catch it )

nicekindgenerousme: -reaches into pocket - how much do you need?

indian: a dollar.. actually a dollar fifty if you have 2 dollars -holds up a 50cent coin-, that'll be exact.

nicekindgenerousme: -takes out a knife and robs the indiansucker of all his money which comprised of alot of dollar-fifties which he conned from other people-
that'll teach you to con ppl you piece of shit!
-walks away triumphantly leaving an A knife scar on his forehead-
( a for alan)



ok no obviously that didn't happen. i gave him 2 dollars and he gave me the 50cent and thanked me profusely and said god bless and all the usual nonsense.

DAMMIT! i really gotta think faster and be less kindhearted. i was trying to test him i think when i kept trying to attack what he said (market closed, etc) , he responded quite normally so .. grr.

then when i told my mom about it she scolded me and told me about all the cheating monks and people around that area and singapore and told me to read newspapers more and that i got ggpwnd.

:(

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oh my, keep thinking about getting a gf lately. because i dont know what im gonna do after exams man! so much free time (after As). if i had a gf it would be so much more fun, can go out everyday or sth =X sigh. but now the only plausible target is like, quite improbable. i gotta work harder.on a side note, i often leave hidden msgs like these at the end of my blogs. :p now you know, smartypants.

PRISON BREAK IS TOMORROW

WOO!!! tmr is prison break season 3 premiere!!! finally!! after months of waiting!! it has finally come!!
i'm gonna buy myself a bag of chips (or pringles ) (cos pringles come in a tube not a bag) and enjoy the episode =D =D would be better if i could watch with bestie but oh well thats quite improbable

Ok the rest of the post is gonna be Prison Break related, so if you havent watched the show there's no point reading on, because you need to have some knowledge of all the episodes and the things that happened to understand the sarcasm in the jokes. =)

I found this funny thread on the forums at fox.com , titled "1001 Life Tips we learnt from Prison Break"


*Guard Duty Tips*
If someone brings an infamous Mob boss and king pin of Gen Pop into your Whack Shack, with a whole bunch of other inmates you've never seen in the psych ward before, smile and nod at his intense blue steel, while you hand him a sedative-filled syringe.

*Gender Specific Advice for Witnesses*
If you're female - don't move to Kansas - Teddy will try to track you down.

If you're male - don't worry, people will lose toes and lie to the Mob to keep your Topeka address a secret.


*Showing that special someone you care*
Flowers and cards are soooooo last year. Send your sweetie a coded message on a folded paper duck or an origami flower.

When you have been threatened, beaten up, shot at, blown up, forced to burn your way out of hand restraints, seen almost everyone you know or love killed by the FBI, and you find yourself in a secluded house with the original victim who is alive although poorly dressed and toothless and is the centre of a conspiracy surrounding the FBI.... CALL the police!

fed up of ironing all your clothes to make them freshly pressed? just bury a load of clothes in a black bin bag and leave them for several months. when you dig them up, they will be perfectly clean and pressed - no creases at all!!!


hahaha the guy should post more man he's funny.