" Oi, achei teu blog pelo google tá bem interessante... Oi, achei teu blog pelo google tá bem interessante gostei desse post. Quando der dá uma passada pelo meu blog, é sobre camisetas personalizadas, mostra passo a passo como criar uma camiseta personalizada bem maneira.(If you speak English can see the version in English of the Camiseta Personalizada. Thanks for the attention, bye). Até mais. "
No idea what it is hahahaha. some weird language. I think he's advertising some Tshirt company cos that's what i saw when i clicked the link.
Today on my way to school i was waiting at the busstop.. then this big black guy came up to me
ZOMG I CANT DRAW FOR NUTS. But he looks something like that! wearing this blue .. top.It's like those monks wear type one piece all the way to the knees. And his belly is huge.
He said : "Hey man. Are you a christian?"
i blinked several times cos when he approached me i expected him to ask for donations (yknow, like those monks) or something. 'Yes'
BBG (Big Black Guy) : "Which church do you attend?"
me: bethesda bukit arang
BBG: ber - less tier?
me: beTHESDA. b-e-t-h-e-s-d-a
BBG: - confused look- -mutters some gibberish-
me: huh?
BBG: -mutters the same gibberish-
me: er.. im sorry i cant hear you -leans forward-
BBG: are you going to be a pastor?
me: ???
-BBG laughs out loud to himself-
BBG: well if you have any friends who want to be a pastor, or you think are going to be a pastor, write their name down. just write (he gestures with his hands animatedly as he's talking) down their name, every night, pray for them . pray. you see what God will do.
me: yeess.. ok
He then proceeds to pull out a $2 note and asks me for change for bus ride. i searched my wallet but then dont have. Then the bus which we were both waiting for came. (no he wasnt stalking me or anything, he ran for the bus first)
Then he goes up on board then waves his $2 note around to the passengers. (didnt even say anything!! well i guess he was asking for change)
Then some old man came up from the back and gave him some coins. nice old man.
Then BBG puts the coins into the coin thing. Then he like smacks the FareCard reader thing several times.. i dont know what he was expecting maybe for the ticket to come out of the place where the old Farecard used to come out.
Then the bus driver worried for the safety of his FareCard reader quickly pointed to the ticket dispenser which was.. right in front of BBG. BBG laughs out loud to himself again then walks to the back of the bus.
Then he suddenly stops and grabs an old lady by the neck and wrings it and snaps her bones into pieces and throws her through the window which smashing into smithereens.
GOTCHA.
Haha no it actually ended when he walked to the back of the bus but i thought that was kinda boring.
Interesting people we meet eh. :)
p.s. - The BBG didnt kill that old lady la!!! that last paragraph there is fake i just wrote for fun. everything else is real. haha jesslyn ure hilarious ^^
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