funny jokes

forgot to post this. during my guard duty i was reading alot of magazines (hey, what else is there to do. stare at the cctvs and wait for a white figure to fly past?) that were around in the office. i can't rem whether it's 8 days or reader's digest that had this jokes section.. and they were freaking funny!
i copied down 2 to post here. =)

" I was travelling in Pakistan and was feeling very depressed at night, so i called a help line. I told them i was suicidal.. And they all got excited and asked if i knew how to drive a truck or fly a plane"

lololol. i was laughing nonstop when i read this. ok next one

"Which is more talkative - kopi or bread?'
bread.. cos breadtalk but kopitiam.
(highlight blank space to read answer)

=) hope it made you smile at least. chowz!

i love labour day

rawr. back from my 24hour guard duty (2 hour shifts, 4 hour break) which was the slackest possible ever. Just sit in office and watch cctvs (of an area which NOONE goes to) and during break go sleep or watch real TV.
waste time!!! zz.

well, i'm looking forward to the 2 day break of labour day and the dayafterlabour day (i've got that day off! cos they keep making us do stuff on weekend so i think it's like compensation) I'll finally get my muchdeserved proper 'weekend break'. (of 2 days la. in the whole BSLC i think i only had one proper weekend break)

Just this week i had my 2nd navigation exercise.. which was on our own without any instructors.. and my group basically flunked it. We found ZERO checkpoints (out of 3. 2 day checkpoints, 1 night. ). super sad. when we came back from the night one they gave us a new checkpoint to find cos we havent found any at all. which we tried but also cannot find.
zzz. howwww. navigation sucks. but the fun thing about the whole thing was manning the signals set. It's quite funny to hear the groups comms back to the HQ to say stuff.
e.g.
"Hello 00 this is seven charlie.. er.. we are lost! over"
hahaha. super funny this.
And the stupid thing is that 00 (which is the HQ) will reply:
"00 , please tell us your location so we can give you directions, over"

like hello!?! if you're lost, how on earth do you know where you are. if you know where you are you wont be lost right. zz hope we pass our navigation test which is in 2 weeks time i think.


on a side note, i'm working on a little mission which i'll hopefully be executing after i ORD (next year, 10th november) I'm creating a side blog for it, will reveal more about it soon yea. =)

short weekends

ok this sucks.

firstly, i'm not going to church on sunday cos on sunday i have metador and m203 live firing (some guns.) and i have to book in on saturday night -_- so my weekend is shortened.

THEN, i just found out yesterday that tmr morning (sat morning) i have to book in for some survey for CBRE (Chemical Biological Radiological Explosives) department. sian. so effectively my bookout time is like.. 10 hours. But it would be pretty cool if i get into that CBRE thing after my BSLC training. bomb diffusal unit woo! haha.

Then next week i have guard duty on saturday -_- so i think only sunday morning bookout. then sunday night go back in. woo my life rocks .

hmm yknow there's this army policy that we cannot post army matters online. like no photos, no blogging about training, etc. But i was wondering.. how do they catch people? Like if i dont mention what army i'm from, i can be from any army in the world. like russian army or scandinavian army or alaskan army. but i just talk about my training la without stating the name. then i can deny any accusations and claim i'm some other country person.
ha ok to be safe i'll never type the army i'm from so i can't be googled.

ok, off to watch deathnote2 =) hope it's as good as deathnote 1!