Sunday, 27 April 2008

funny jokes

forgot to post this. during my guard duty i was reading alot of magazines (hey, what else is there to do. stare at the cctvs and wait for a white figure to fly past?) that were around in the office. i can't rem whether it's 8 days or reader's digest that had this jokes section.. and they were freaking funny!
i copied down 2 to post here. =)

" I was travelling in Pakistan and was feeling very depressed at night, so i called a help line. I told them i was suicidal.. And they all got excited and asked if i knew how to drive a truck or fly a plane"

lololol. i was laughing nonstop when i read this. ok next one

"Which is more talkative - kopi or bread?'
bread.. cos breadtalk but kopitiam.
(highlight blank space to read answer)

=) hope it made you smile at least. chowz!

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