smells

i hate people with bad breath.

well ok i dont hate them just because they have bad breath, but i hate the fact that they have bad breath and they're NEAR me.

yknow after you eat, if you dont wash your mouth, you have bad breath!! YES. It helps a bit if you drink something, but sometimes even if you drink some soft drink or some non-water drink, it doesnt clear the bad breath totally.
So those who dont drink when they eat.. NOW YOU KNOW. YOUR BREATH STINKS.

It's damn irritating to sit next to people with bad breath. Ive been unlucky enough to have one of my classmates who is like that. doesnt drink after he eat, hence breath damn 1#%#$^ smelly. Then when he does stuff like yawn, lean over and ask something.. ZOMG IM GAGGING HELP SAVE ME.

i'm still looking around for a good effective breath mint so that everytime i meet one of these idiots ill just offer them the sweet. (subtle right :P ) mentos extrastrong rocks, but finishes fast. If i buy the small version which comes in a box.. actually can eh.
The small square box 'Impact' doesnt work that well.
Listerine is damn effective, the film strip thing. i love that one. but it's quite ex one small tiny weeny pack is 2 bucks!?!
Fisherman's friend is not bad but ex too.
hmm i think mentos is a good idea. but the box hard to transport eh.


Another thing - why do most girls have a distinct smell? It's like.. if you blindfold me i can probably distinguish a guy from a girl. Well not 100% success, cos i can't guarantee all girls have some smell i dont go smelling people.

yknow when someone walks past you, you'll get hit by a gust of wind? That wind also carries that person's body scent. Then when i walk past a girl, that gust always carries this fragrant nice smell of GIRL. And this smell seems to become more fragrant proportional to how pretty the girl is. HAHA.
im serious!! next time you walk past a pretty girl take a whiff after she passes (when the gust of wind hits you)
(walk past guy no smell. well, only sometimes have, when they stink of sweat or something)

And apart from the 'GIRL' smell, some girls have their own unique smell. Like if Girl A is near can smell that girl. This unique smell doesnt apply for all, i think only those that i spend alot of time around then i get familiar with it. but it's quite distinct like.. you cant miss it.

WHY WHYWHY. do girls get implanted with some scent chip when they're born? Is there some secret underground ring that sells fragrance cubes which girls eat one a day?


Lastly - totally unrelated to this post - i'm working on a secret project -> and i need volunteers. If you're a sporting person who doesnt mind embarassing himself/herself, please contact me. =)

malaysian (chinese) rap

heh, quite a funny video. check it out.


[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gyiBvJtJ5Z4]

a metaphorical story (3)

'Here, have a sugar grain!'
"Oh thanks, how sweet of you!"
Ant A accepted the sugar grain from Ant B and happily sucked on it. It was the sweetest sugar grain he had ever ate.

Ant B walked away, her large torso swinging in the wind.

'She's swaying her torso!' Ant A thought. 'Is she sending signals?'
He felt his feelers turning red, and he quickly went back to sucking the sugar grain. He looked at it again - it was slightly bigger than his head, bigger than a normal sugar grain. He realised that it was polished a little - done to improve its taste.
'Wow, she put in so much effort to get me this nice sugar grain. Why is she so nice to me?'

Ant A sat on the dust mite on the floor. It wriggled a little so he gave it a small bite to stun it. It ceased motion and the Ant A settled comfortably on it. He started to ponder.
'Should i bite Ant B? But what if she detaches and shoots poison at me?'
He was very hesitant about it, as Ant B was in the Ma Leiyer Ant species, while he himself was the species of the Shing Pores Ants. Cross breeding was difficult, due to land barriers and genetic differences.

(In case you don't know, ants express their emotions by biting. They are able to vary the intensity of their bite - a light gentle bite is an affectionate one, they can also bite poisonously which is the one that makes us itch. They also have a stunning bite which is used to stun dust mites for them to sit down on)

So one day he mustered enough courage and approached Ant B's hole to find her. He brought along a chip of candy - about 8 times his weight - a fairly significant amount. (ants can carry up to 10 times their weight) Her hole was a long walk - Ant A had to cross a checkpoint to reach the Ma Leiyer's ant territory. But his determination to win her heart led him to press on.

As he was approaching the hole, he saw another Ant, a very good looking one, talking to Ant B. His feelers were nice and long, and he looked bigger than Ant A. He appeared to be an Ma Leiyer species too. Ant B's torso was shaking, seemingly a sign of flirtation.

Ant A started to feel hot.

Ant C (the good looking one) used his feelers to nudge her feelers. Then.. out of the blue.. he leant over and gave her a nice soft bite. Ant B didn't flinch, and even bit back.

Ant A dropped his chip of candy.

He turned and walked away, feelers drooping.

-the end-

[er, dont trust any of the 'facts' i gave in this story, the only true one is the ant can lift 10 times its weight one]