big black guy

lol some guy left a comment on my previous post
" Oi, achei teu blog pelo google tá bem interessante... Oi, achei teu blog pelo google tá bem interessante gostei desse post. Quando der dá uma passada pelo meu blog, é sobre camisetas personalizadas, mostra passo a passo como criar uma camiseta personalizada bem maneira.(If you speak English can see the version in English of the Camiseta Personalizada. Thanks for the attention, bye). Até mais. "


No idea what it is hahahaha. some weird language. I think he's advertising some Tshirt company cos that's what i saw when i clicked the link.

Today on my way to school i was waiting at the busstop.. then this big black guy came up to me


ZOMG I CANT DRAW FOR NUTS. But he looks something like that! wearing this blue .. top.It's like those monks wear type one piece all the way to the knees. And his belly is huge.
He said : "Hey man. Are you a christian?"

i blinked several times cos when he approached me i expected him to ask for donations (yknow, like those monks) or something. 'Yes'

BBG (Big Black Guy) : "Which church do you attend?"
me: bethesda bukit arang
BBG: ber - less tier?
me: beTHESDA. b-e-t-h-e-s-d-a
BBG: - confused look- -mutters some gibberish-
me: huh?
BBG: -mutters the same gibberish-
me: er.. im sorry i cant hear you -leans forward-

BBG: are you going to be a pastor?
me: ???
-BBG laughs out loud to himself-
BBG: well if you have any friends who want to be a pastor, or you think are going to be a pastor, write their name down. just write (he gestures with his hands animatedly as he's talking) down their name, every night, pray for them . pray. you see what God will do.

me: yeess.. ok

He then proceeds to pull out a $2 note and asks me for change for bus ride. i searched my wallet but then dont have. Then the bus which we were both waiting for came. (no he wasnt stalking me or anything, he ran for the bus first)
Then he goes up on board then waves his $2 note around to the passengers. (didnt even say anything!! well i guess he was asking for change)
Then some old man came up from the back and gave him some coins. nice old man.

Then BBG puts the coins into the coin thing. Then he like smacks the FareCard reader thing several times.. i dont know what he was expecting maybe for the ticket to come out of the place where the old Farecard used to come out.
Then the bus driver worried for the safety of his FareCard reader quickly pointed to the ticket dispenser which was.. right in front of BBG. BBG laughs out loud to himself again then walks to the back of the bus.

Then he suddenly stops and grabs an old lady by the neck and wrings it and snaps her bones into pieces and throws her through the window which smashing into smithereens.
GOTCHA.
Haha no it actually ended when he walked to the back of the bus but i thought that was kinda boring.


Interesting people we meet eh. :)



p.s. - The BBG didnt kill that old lady la!!! that last paragraph there is fake i just wrote for fun. everything else is real. haha jesslyn ure hilarious ^^

cyril takayama

This guy is touted as 'The best close-up magic performer' and 'better than david blaine' etc etc on Youtube. But.. i think each has his own style la. David Blaine has his mysterious, eerie style and his 'watch, watch' catchphrase.
Cyril is more of.. perform for pretty girls. hahaha. seriously just go search most of his videos will have a pretty girl audience.

Although i can figure out many of his tricks, his execution is pretty flawless. Some have me clueless though, i'm just guessing 'GIMMICK'. (a pre-prepared prop for the trick) (like.. yknow when a magician pulls a bunny out of the hat. The bunny is actually below the table the hat is on, and there's a pedal he steps on which brings the bunny up through the flap in the table and the flap in the hat and into the hat. That's his gimmick. ) (haha jesslyn now you know)


Here are a few of his videos which are think are quite nice. check em out =)






and in this last video.. it's still cyril!! but he's in disguise as a grandpa. he does this sometimes, i saw him disguise as a fat man also. he's damn funny in this one! haha the tricks.

double man dai FOOO

hello.

exam end le. last paper physics mcq and paper 2... GG MAN. i kena pwned totally. I dunno most of paper 1 was guessing all the way then stupid pewi after paper said 'wa the mcq damn easy ' -_-
Then the paper 2 is like :o dunno how to do. VERY FIRST QUESTION got MENTAL BLOCK ALREADY. did some super longwinded way when a simple way could solve it. zzz.

GG PWNED. i can predict my grades - B C C .


Ok on to the happy stuff.
Went to play mahjong at joels' house today, with joel, cheryl and pewi. His tiles are damn nice it's like blue glitter at the back. haha.

Anyway, we played 6 dai as maximum, just for fun of it. Then at the start.. i keep losing! Table wind dong and nan i keep losing.. then at one point pewi dingzhen (keep winning when he is banker) for 4 games! and keep zhi muo also! but i think 2-4 dai wins.

Then came the pwnage part. I build a damn big hand.. was going for full colour.. the pewi zha hu! He cockeye see wrong tile.. then we voted to play on. So play on.. then later pewi threw the tile i wanted!! FULL COLOUR BAMBOO!! WOO!! MANDAI!
So i basically took almost all his money.

Then then later one another game at the start i drew 3 animals already, so 3 dai already. Then i built a pongponghu with one of the pong my own wind! = 6 dai MAN!! AHHAHAHAHA

In the end i won by $19 overall HAHAHA.
PWNAGE. Most i ever won in my life.


Ok just wanted to boast about it. Those who dunno anything about mahjong.. . sorry. haha. BYE. NO SCHOOL TMR HAHA.