happy belated birthday yvonne!!

omg i typed the whole thing click post then.. ERROR. lucky i copied part of it. zz.

had no time to blog till today laa. yesterday go out till so late. ha. yesterday was pretty fun, a bunch of us went to yvonne's house to surprise her. =) cheryl gave joel the keys so we got in then all hid.. then when she came into the house and turn on the lights we SCREAMED 'SURPRISE!!' And it was SUPER loud la my eardrums were going to burst. heh so fun. anyway, teeemo took a video which i'll link from here.

video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTglOx-h-og&eurl=
i was bored so i wrote a transcript of the conversation in the video, because got some funny part you may not catch. So just like make this window smaller and scroll down the transcript as you watch the video in another window or something =)

(i got bored after awhile so it's not the COMPLETE COMPLETE transcript, but most of it is covered la ok =) )

TRANSCRIPT:

happy birthday to you.. happy birthday to yvonne! happy birthday to you.. to youu.. -weird ending-

timo: -some unknown thing-

yvonne: did you film me screaming?

timo: nooo. i couldn't. i was hiding behind your lamp! i wanted to put your lampshade on my head leh! but then i realised i cannot take out.

yvonne: it's not like we'd have seen anyway right!

timo: yah.

somegirl: waaa damn scary leh!! (i think it's lydia)

uncle william: wa i can hear you all from the carpark yknow. yvonne: mummymummy! you were scared also right? you got scared right?

auntydot: -somegibberish which sounds like yes-

auntydot: actually i knew already.. then-

yvonne: yala.. but you also shocked right

-noidea why the sudden laughter-

timo: ok one more time!-happybirthdaytou----somesuperzhaoxiasingingneartheHP---happy birthday to yvonne.. happy birthday to you!-

cheryl: how old are you noww..(if you dont get why this was so funny it's cos mike always does it and it's super.. out of place. ha)

yvonne blows candles. cheryl: eh must wish firsT!. yvonne:i wish already

candice: you should stand in a more strategic position.. like in front of the lights here and camera

timo:speech
-echoes-

yvonne: er.. ok.. t hank you.. i'm like, so toucheeddd. no really really thank you!

cheryl: THANK ME LA!

yvonne: ohh.. is that why you wanted to come back early

cheryl: YA -_-. i was like 'gotta be home by 9 o clock need to go hall.' then joel ask me to call him like 5 minutes before i reach.. then i realised i was driving then i cannot call. then i ask my dad 'eh daddy take my phone leh!' then he 'i dunno how to use.. yvonne you use la!'
HAHAHAHA
'eh give back to me give back to me!'
yvonne: i was like.. just give me la! then she was like.. nevermind la nevermind la!

joel: eh when joel quek said something.. sent the sms.. did you not realise anything?
yvonne: oh ya ya. ok cos.. is he here? ok cos he was like 'oh sorry i cant make it tonight.. but.. god bless anyway' then i was like 'thanks alot.. is there anything going on tonight?' then he was like 'oh nooo.. er i mistook you for my friend.. my YFC friend'

timo: haha! that is damn bad coverup!
yvonne: oh then he was like 'oh we were supposed to go jamming today but i can't make it'
cheryl: so were you..
yvonne: of cos i fell for it la!
timo: AHHhhh. that was quite good ah. fast thinking, joel (BLATANTLY CONTRADICT HIMSELF. HA)
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timo: pian yvonne da ji hua.. cheng gong! dingding (TRANSLATION: trick yvonne big plan.. success! dingding)

yvonne:ehhhh.. my hair is like, so messy
THE END!

no brains

roar.

ok i realised my blog is... hmm. famous isn't the word. It doesnt receive alot of hits everyday so it isn't famous. Well, people whom i don't know are viewing it periodically. Once in a while perhaps when they're bored. I don't know how in the world they link here but they come by.
tag when you come la :p

Then yesterday during ME class , Mrs Kang (if you can recall, she's my lousy J1 GP teacher whom i complained about before), suddenly said 'alan you are a blogger right?'
I cautiously nodded my head. How the hell. I think it was probably in some past lesson i spoke up for blogging that's why.
I certainly hope she doesnt read my blog. Well, don't think she has the time. And even if she did.. well she IS lousy and needs to change. That's what everyone taught by her knows but can't do anything about because she holds some power in the staff board and a petition or anything won't work.



anyway, today's PE was spastic.
We were late for PE because Teehao(noob) misread an sms and thought PE was in the hall, when it was actually his volleyball training that was in the hall. Then he's PE Rep so he told everyone to go to the hall when we should have been at the track.
Then by the time we cleared up the miscommunication, we were 20 minutes late for PE.

And the oh-so-wonderful and brilliant Mr Chua mY PE Teacher made us sit in the sun for.. just about the whole PE.

HOW CONSTRUCTIVE.

hello, Physical Education is called that for a purpose. And sitting in the sun is.. tanning. That's.. Tai-Tai Education. At least run some rounds around the track or .. pushups or something. SOMETHING that trains yourself!!

Ok i know some of you are probably cursing me in your head or something or thinking i'm crazy why would i want 'extra' punishment.. but
Firstly, i like to exercise and exercising is a good way to lose weight so there. We only have 2 hours of PE every week, and assuming we don't exercise on our own.. so wasting a lesson by doing that is stupid and unhealthy.
Secondly, it's not as if we deliberately went late, or we were sloppy. A simple case of miscommunication. And for that you screw whatever you have planned for the lesson and get the class to sit down for the whole period? It's not even a SERIOUS mistake, like we completely pon PE.
It's like the McDonalds staff gives you chilli instead of ketchup and the manager punishes the fella by making him hold chilli packets in his hand for one hour.

Lastly, what kind of lousy noob punishment is sitting down in the sun? That's the kinda punishment you give to primary school kids who have too much free time. Time is precious - if you don't want to let us exercise then let us go off man. noob.

I think the strongest argument is the second one, i mean, it's not even our fault. It's not even an INTENTIONAL mistake. (ok after re-reading i think intentional is an oxymoron, there's no such thing as an intentional mistake anyway. what the heck just emphasize my point.)
Just a little grace and understanding would have let any teacher just scold the students for 5 minutes then continue with games or some PE programme. But i guess my teacher had none of that and had to resort to his illogical punishment.

Oh well.

Magic Journal Part 1.5

Mm just a quick entry to my magic journal - i'm practising a particular card vanish sequence. It's pretty amazing if i can pull it off well, but i need ALOT of practice. Grawl.

Think i'll postpone the perfecting of Invisible Palm, i need to work on better performing confidence, will just use my simple tricks to build that up first. Practise card vanishes! =)