what you do when you are bored and have photoshop

this is a comic strip which i just made.. took freaking long k. like.. 1 hour ++

it's too big to paste here, so just go to the link below or click this minipicture . then click 'full size'



http://i136.photobucket.com/albums/q166/atqhteo/bball.jpg

(i just realised photobucket has no 'thumbnail' option. :( weird. that small pic is a minimized form of the big one which i resized by myself.)

read from left to right. yupyup. =) enjoy!

Pizza Hut's Oily Chicken.

Pizza Hut has a brand new item on its menu... *

-drumroll-

The Oily Chicken!*



For a low price of $6.99, you get 6 pieces of tiny drumlets, fresh and crisp from the stove and
soaked in fresh vegetable oil overnight and re-soaked just before serving!



See? The abundance of oil on the surface of the skin is proof that we DO soak and resoak our delicious secret recipe chicken drumlets in vegetable oil!


Don't believe that we give generous portions of oil? Ask for 'extra oil' and we will be glad to top up the oil for free! What we do is soak it AFTER the resoak, so that it's literally dripping with delicious vegetable oil! This will leave your plate with a lovely film of oil as such:







Isn't that just absolutely mouth-watering?

So what are you waiting for? just come on down to Pizza Hut and order your Oily Chicken!


*disclaimer - the following entry is entirely fictitious. the author bears no responsibility for any resemblance to any real life item on any eatery's menu.

f1, hari raya, and my sad weekend.

i've no idea how to start a blog nowadays. do i go 'hi everyone what's up!' do i dive straight into what i wanna say? what if i have no idea what i wanna say, like now?


aight, what's up with the F1 and all? i mean sure, it's a historic event to have the first ever night race in the world in our lovely Republic. Sure, i feel a strong sense of pride when i read in the papers that some F1 bigshot guy complimented Singapore on its efficiency in putting together this F1 thing in such a short period of time.

But what i wanna know is, what's so nice about watching a car zoom past at several hundred km/h? (do they go that fast? or that slow? ive no idea)
And the thing is, you only see it once? like.. zoom. ok finish. then maybe when it comes again for the next lap.. zoom. ok finish.

It's not the same as watching on tv where the camera follows the racecar around the circuit.. THAT i can imagine vaguely interesting. Heck some guy even gets quoted in the papers today saying sth along the lines of: "Oh, i never liked the F1 before, but after yday when i sat through the race and hear the loud noises of the cars race past, i fell in love with it! it was so loud and noisy but that was what made me excited and love it!"

-_- you like loud noises? go to exxo n mobil refinery and stand in the middle. sure noisy until u shiok.


talking about that.. yknow my job in army now is to guard all the important places that the min ister of defe nce deems fit. such as the abovementioned refinery and airport and stuff. so this week.. im gonna be deployed to guard ju rong isla nd! ZZZ.
That means ill miss hari raya holiday (everyone else gets OFF that day) and one day of my weekend -_-
sian la! i planned to go out with my jc classmates that day already.. then now i can't go. sigh gonna be sad if i cant come out at all for my birthday weekend. i hope i can come out on sunday! then at least get to go out with bestie.

if you noticed the weird spacing between some phrases.. it's on purpose.. so that i can't be picked up on a search engine :p lalalala.