Christabel blogging

Yo people. This is Christabel here, alan's best friend. Dunno who I am? i'm that pretty little girl in his blog banner loh, on top. The one that looks like a weird teddy bear in the bottom right picture, 2nd from the left. Can't see clearly? ok la i show you a picture from my recent photo shoot:

Yo yo all the sk8r b0is in the house yo.

I managed to hack into his account so that i can blog on his wonderful blog, since i don't have a blog of my own.

Huh? what? i do? No fools, i already made that blog private, so that i can blog about all my scandalous and juicy happenings without anyone seeing what's happening! Yes, my life is very interesting ok. Such as easily nabbing job interviews and rejecting them, skating circles around my friends at Jurong Ice Skating Rink and other interesting stuff.
huh? invite you to read my blog? nonono.. it's private. Hmm.. ok i'll do that if you pay me $4815162342. Yea that's a staggering amount, i know. Donald Trump already paid up to read my blog, yes, even he couldn't resist the juicy gossip in my blog. So start saving up kiddos.

Anyway i just wanted to blog about something loserish that happened to me today. I feel so dumb and dumberer.

I was supposed to meet alan at boonkeng mrt to pass him my portable hard drive so that he can upload all the Prison Break S3 episodes onto it for me.

Ya i know, he having exams, but he still said it was ok! So nice la he. Boonkeng mrt isn't exactly at his doorstep ok, it's like 10 minutes away. AND, he said he was feeling a little sick today, got flu or something. Sore throat and stuff. He is seriously my bestest friend. Hope he gets better.

Anyway, yea so being the lazy girl I am, i asked my mother if she could drive me to boonkeng mrt, even though i had a straight bus from practically just outside my house. Lazy to walk all the way to the bus stop la, later i sweat abit how!? Then the paparazzi will have an un-glam shot of me. =X

Omg did i just said i SWEAT? Pardon me, i meant PERSPIRE. Only men and horses sweat, beautiful creatures like me PERSPIRE. Yes i meant perspire, sorry for that mistake.

And well being the nice and caring mother she is, she told me to EXERCISE as i was getting fat. Fat?!? Hello do i look fat to you? -bares fists- Ok la maybe a little bit of tummy fat only but i'm not fat ok! And she was going to Heartland Mall so i could meet alan and then go heartland mall to meet her after that, and we can go home together.

So being the brilliant little girl I am, i decided NOT to bring my house keys! I mean, those heavy things, weigh like a few GRAMS and will pull me down and make me shorter than i already am. After all, I am meeting my mom later ain't I? so i dont need my house keys. Nah, i wouldn't have a need to go back earlier, my mom wont meet any friend to have coffee with, i wouldn't forget anything, sure no reason to go back! so dont need keys.

Thus i left the house and glamorously walked to the busstop to take the bus. My mom walked to her car, as i read an SMS from alan, saying something about one episode of PB being screwed up. Nvm, still can watch the rest! Just pass him the hard disk later and he'll pass back on sunday! yay!

So as i continued walking, my mom drove off in her car and laughed at me as she drove past. Grr.

Until i reached the busstop, as i fiddled for my wallet... did i realise something - I FORGOT TO BRING THE HARD DISK!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Ok calm down calm down i'll just go back to my house and take it... OH WAIT! I DIDN'T BRING MY KEYS!! Zzz shittyyyy.

Yes i don't know why i'm so loser to leave the house without the only reason why i'm even leaving the house in the first place (the hard disk) , and didn't realise it even though i'm msging Alan about it. argh.

So in the end i had to call him to cancel the lunch meeting. I feel so bad! make him plan his activities then i suddenly screw up his routine like that. And he's not feeling well somemore. :(

Why why why am i so loserr. I'm so sad can please comfort me. sobs sobs. Then i had to find something to do ma! My mother would take dunno how long so i had to entertain myself. So i called up my friend who lived around heartland mall and asked if my friend was free for me to go over. so i went.

Was it a guy or girl friend?

Don't tell you!

Peace out yo.

1+1 = 3

ok, no more math for the rest of my life. well.. at least for the next 2 years.

Just finished math paper2 today.. was SUPER easy ok. which is not a good thing. Because the bell curve will shift
(if alot of people score very high marks , let's say alot of 80+ when A is actually 70marks, then A may become 75, or even 80. that's what it means by shifting bell curve)
oh well. hope i score 97/100 for p2 =X (lost 3 marks already cos i dunno how to do 3 marks)

gah just watched finish Prison break s3 ep6 and7. They showed 2 this week cos they postponed last week's one cos of baseball and earlier on they also postponed once.

SERIOUSLY! i think the producers of PB brainstorm like this:
'Hey, how should we give the viewers a heart attack this week?'
"How about a car chase?"
'nah, that's too mild'
"How about.. someone jumping out of a building and running across a wide open field with guards holding sniper rifles guarding that area?"
'nah, that's too mild'
"how about we chop off someone's limbs?"
'nah we already did that'
"how about we chop off someone's head? and make it appear like we're not going to cut off, giving them chance, then cut it right off?"
'excellent!'

next week
'hey how should we give the viewers a heart attack this week?'

SERIOUSLY!! after the 2 eps i swear my heart rate went up by 25%. and then the ep ends with a huge twist.. gahh.

okok, a long break till my next paper (next monday).. gotta mug for econs starting tmr. econs is the only worry now. the rest all study before (chem/phys). chowz.

a yummy mint and a pickup line

remember this post on smells?

Well this is part 2. I found a breathmint!
Well i did like mentos in the past, but although it effectively gets rid of bad breath, it also leaves this tingy mentosy aftertaste in your mouth which gets irritating after awhile.
Then all those small small mints like Impact and stuff are good, but too small. So their effects aren't as powerful.

But today, i unintentionally found gosu(translation- PRO) one!

Was in service and JoelA took out a box of sweets, took one, handed to clara, then offered me ( i was 2 seats away). It looked like mint so i took it (i like mint), and.. YUM.



The solution to bad breath!


and another picture i found of it:


See what's written on the lid? 'POWERFUL FRESH BREATH'

it's true la! ok the thing about this mint is that it's pretty big. not as big as mentos, not chewy like mentos. It has the same texture as any other mint you'd find, like Smint and Impact, but it's about 3 times the volume of those! So it's about.. SLIGHTLY smaller than the Mentos box version.
And the mint taste is nice and fresh, not like the mentosyminty thing, and leaves a clean feeling after! AND, the annoying mint aftertaste is minimal!

I'm so gonna go find this and buy one :) or two :) or three :) or 12041729854 :)

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No i wasn't endorsed by Eclipse to advertise their mint. My blog isn't even popular enough to endorse anything. :( but seriously, it's nice.

on a side note,
I thought of a good pickup line!
not those cheesy 'hey do you want a raisin?no? how about a date?' kind, this one more intellectual and effective (i think) (until the girl figures it out)

This targets a specific group of people -> those who wear name tags.
I thought of this when i was walking to the interchange at ToaPayoh after studying in the library, and i saw these Rep Poly girls going around doing surveys and wearing nametags. (so NO, i wasn't brainstorming for ways to pickup chicks. it's just an idea that hit me randomly)

So what you do is go up to someone wearing a name tag, and keeping your eyes fixated on their eyes, say something like:
"Hey! You are Cassendra right?" (you already glimpsed their nametag before approaching them, so you know their name + surname)
-girl turns and stares at you, confused- "Er.. yea.. you are?"

"I am -yourname- ! Remember? we were with this group of people the other time.. yknow.. at that place.. erm.. ya somewhere"

Girl: "er.. sorry i dont know you" (most likely response)

"No no! you are.. ermm.. -" (pretend to think hard) "Cassendra Ng right? " (you saw their nametag remember?)

-Girl is very confused now, and is trying to jog her memory to see if she knows you-

At this point, you quickly carry on the conversation about something else, like ask them why are they here, blabla, and work your charm to get her number or ask her out or something. I'm not a flirt so i don't know how to do that. :p

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Brilliant right this pickup line? The girl will most likely figure out how you know her name after awhile, but she'll acknowledge how smart you are! so she'll go out with you!

wahahhaa. Ok if anyone actually tries this out do let me know the results :p