understand alan.

ok this is the post i promised.. im gonna explain the common terms and words that i use. learn well and dont ask me what i mean next time! :p

GG (Stands for Good Game)
Originated from games where one team has beaten the other team, so they say it as a.. closure message. like 'nice game'. yknow.
Slowly became more and more popular and is nowadays used as a term to mean.. it's lost. Like when you think the game is lost you go 'GG'. Like.. 'DIE.'.
So when i say sth like 'omg the paper was so hard. gg.' means like... gone. im dead.

PWNED
Dont quite know exactly how it origined, John said it's a typo of 'OWNED', but i feel it's more of a combination of 'pawned' and 'owned', hence 'pwned.'
'OWNED' means like.. thrashed. Like if i say i played a game with John and he was owned, means he was thrashed.
So if i go "the paper pwned me" means... i got thrashed by the paper. like defeaated and .. GG la. :p

PWNZOR
Means exactly the same thing as PWNED, but a different way of saying it.

ZOMG
it's just omg + a Z in front. kinda like a combination of zzz and omg. self explanatory yes?

OMGWTFBBQ
Well.. the first 6 letters should make sense to everybody, 'BBQ' is just a random 3 letter word added to the back. it's like when i go ASUOIDNCQWJU in frustration. yknow.

FFS and NFI
nc16, highlight to read -> you think ill really post nc16 stuff on my blog? NEVERR. ask me and ill tell you ^^ <-- nc16.

Cant think of anything else, will post more if i do.

carmen is a cavewoman

Was talking to carmen on MSN then she complaining the videos on my blog take very long to load.
Here's an extract of our conversation:

a = alan, c = carmen

alan: try another browser.
carmen: What's that???

a: you using Internet explorer?
c: oh ya ya. hahahahhaha

a: use Firefox la. go google it.
c: ??????????
a: er, it's like internet explorer, just another browser
c: ?????since when got tis kind of ting
c: isnt internet explorer the ONLY browser
a: you are like cavewoman
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-talk about other stuff-
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carmen: anw, wat does a fire fox look like?
a: zomg.

pwned.

EDIT: -see below-



p.s. ill be publishing a post soon explaining all the terms i use like 'gg' and 'zomg' blabla. ill post it on the day i got nothing to blog.. but everyday seems to have something. haha.chowz.


EDIT: Ok after carmen went offline jesslyn was asking me about this also. this whole firefox thing. and after explaining to her what firefox is (yup she had no idea too. )
Then i was thinking awhile.. ok la not that bad actually, i also didnt know what firefox was until timo intro-ed to me last time. (but carmen is still cavewoman cos she went 'isnt IE the ONLY browser' and 'what does a fire fox look like' )
Then jesslyn had to ruin my salvaging thoughts with :
"
wad's browser anyways? "

!! Now im spending 124087 hours trying to explain to her Internet Explorer is NOT a search bar but a browser. zzz.

suubway eat fresh

wow i think im the most regular blogger. or lately just a blogging spree. just have so many things to say!

anyway today i had subway for lunch, the 2nd time in my life i was eating subway! First time in my life ordering it alone!
So for those who have eaten before you should know the slightly complicated method of ordering. But the instructions quite clear la, just that i look quite stupid reading the thing on the glass window while the cute girl behind the counter was asking me the questions. like i dont wanna look at her face lidat. but she was quite short so couldnt really see her hahaha.

It's not bad leh! i ordered the cheapest thing on the menu.. erm. some turkey meat 6inch thing. parmesian bread, cucumber/lettuce/cheese topping (only 3 which i knew what it was) , the nicest sounding sauce and.. toasted. nice nice! relatively filling somemore.

ok la time to dota le. here's a puzzle:

Guess who's this mysterious person and win 100